Minas Morgul’s the Story-teller Gets 2000th Hit

Monday, June 18th, 2040
It was one of Nazbag the Story-teller’s better days at the ballpark. The Minas Morgul Slayers toppled the Misty Mountain Hops 3-2 and the second baseman recorded his 2000th career hit.

During his 2017-game career the Story-teller has batted .285 and collected 2001 hits, 139 home runs and 868 RBIs.