Friday, July 20th, 2040
The rumor has been out there for a while now and today it was made official. The Minas Tirith Titans have sent 30-year-old 1B Grul Gnomekicker, 20-year-old minor league RHP Oshnakh Sheeplover and 17-year-old minor league 1B Ulra Yan to the Chiba City Neuromancers for 34-year-old 2B Gemina Brainslammer.
So far on the season Gnomekicker is hitting .247 with 14 home runs, 37 RBIs and 42 runs scored. He has 86 hits and played in 92 games.
In 1106 career games Brainslammer is hitting at a .247 pace with 899 hits with 144 doubles, 19 triples and 23 homers while scoring 418 runs and racking up 265 RBIs. She logged 366 walks and owns a .321 on-base percentage.