Diagon Alley-Moria Trade: the Slob for Passas

Tuesday, July 31st, 2040
Signed … sealed … and delivered.

Diagon Alley has worked out terms of a deal to send 32-year-old RHP Ecthel the Slob to Moria for 25-year-old RF Fuat Passas. Both teams expect to introduce their new players at press conferences later in the week.

This year in 20 starts, the Slob has recorded 6 wins and absorbed 8 losses. He has pitched 119.1 innings, allowed 108 hits, struck out 135 and has a 4.45 ERA.