Hops, Veteran Foriand Agree to Terms

Wednesday, November 28th, 2040
Hops fans were divided today as Misty Mountain confirmed that the front office has signed Issth Foriand to a 3-year extension at a rate of $19,333,333 per year.

While many were enthusiastically behind the signing, others worried about Foriand’s age.

Foriand is hitting .311 lifetime with 2027 hits, 394 doubles, 24 triples, 321 home runs and 1149 RBIs to date. He has scored 1080 runs and stolen 15 bases.