Sunday, August 2nd, 2037
The Bree Cheese defeated the Moria Miners 8-7 yesterday in a game that featured Eideron *Knucklebreaker’s 300th career home run.
In the clubhouse, the Cheese catcher spoke about the milestone achievement. “To be honest, I don’t even remember my first home run,” he said. “But this one I don’t think I’ll forget. Who knows if I’ll hit another hundred, or fifty, or even ten?”
On his historic day, *Knucklebreaker banged out 3 hits in 5 at-bats and scored 3 runs with 3 RBI.
In his 979-game career *Knucklebreaker is batting .319 with 1153 hits, 300 home runs, 817 runs scored and 796 RBIs.