Category: Bree

Bree Center Fielder Picked SC Player of the Week

Monday, April 26th, 2038
With some great hand-eye coordination and a sweet, compact swing, Bree Cheese center fielder Suuggek Ettincrawler took the Shire Conference by storm this past week to take the latest Player of the Week honors.

“The ball was looking like a beach ball all week,” a happy Ettincrawler said to BNN reporters. “When it’s that big, it doesn’t matter where they throw it — I can hit it anywhere.”

The 27-year-old center fielder hit .476 (10-for-21) last week with 2 home runs, 5 RBIs and 7 runs scored.

This season Ettincrawler is batting .328 with 6 home runs. He has scored 18 runs and driven in 15.

Drowdicer Hits for the Cycle

Saturday, April 17th, 2038
It was a special day for Gwudriel Drowdicer at Royals Stadium — the Bree Cheese center fielder hit for the cycle, getting every type of hit possible.

The 27-year-old Drowdicer racked up 2 singles, 1 double, 1 triple and 1 home run to get his name in the history books. It was all for naught, however, as the Cheese didn’t win the ballgame, dropping the decision to the Rivendell Royals, 8-3.

“He hit everything we threw,” said Rivendell manager Marcos Easyheart. “There was just no getting him out today.”

For the game, he was 5-for-5 with 1 RBI and 1 run scored.

“I’m glad for Gwudriel,” Bree manager Tonak Gnomedragger said. “It’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing and a nice feather in his cap. Would’ve been better if we could have won the game for him, too.”

Speaking to the press after the game, Drowdicer said the key for his record-setting day was “just getting some good pitches to hit.”

Gwudriel Drowdicer singled in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Caradas Shushud in the 3rd, doubled in the 5th, singled in the 7th and tripled in the 9th.

This season Drowdicer is batting .488 with 6 RBIs, 10 runs scored and 5 home runs.

SC Player of the Week, Drowdicer of Bree

Monday, April 12th, 2038
The marquee name in the Shire Conference this week is Gwudriel Drowdicer of the Bree Cheese.

The hot-hitting 27-year-old center fielder put up a .458 average and .500 on-base percentage, piling up 11 hits in 24 at-bats, 4 home runs, 5 RBIs and 9 runs scored.

That kind of hitting got him the SC Player of the Week honors.

Another Setback For Bree’s Grudak Dryadslicer

Thursday, April 1st, 2038
After being examined by team doctors yesterday, Cheese reliever Grudak Dryadslicer was told that his rehabilitation time would be increased to 15 months because he still had some pain and soreness. The medical staff did not want to activate him until he is totally healthy. Dryadslicer is recovering from a ruptured ulnar collateral ligament.

Grudak Dryadslicer is expected to undergo surgery in Unknown tomorrow.

Rockcrusher Comes To Training Camp Muscled Up

Monday, March 1st, 2038
When training camp began this spring for the Cheese, Meriamli Rockcrusher walked into the clubhouse with a new mind and…a new body.

Over the offseason, Rockcrusher added 10 pounds of pure muscle. Rockcrusher attributes his new look to his intensive off-season workout regimen, which he compared to that of a football player. He also did a lot of biking around the Bree area, and ventured out for hikes as well.

“I’m in the best shape of my life – I’m stronger and quicker than ever before.” Rockcrusher said with great confidence. “I’m ready to have the best year of my career,” he said.