Category: Bree

Hat Trick of Home Runs for Ettincrawler

Wednesday, September 7th, 2039
The old superstition that “bad news comes in threes” certainly came true for the Misty Mountain Hops today.

Bree center fielder Suuggek Ettincrawler tripled up on the home runs to propel the Cheese to the 9-4 win at Gap of Rohan Park at Caradhras.

“We had our chances to win the game, but we just didn’t come through,” Misty Mountain manager John Bermejo said. “Ettincrawler hit the heck out of the ball.”

In addition to the homers, Ettincrawler collected 3 hits in 3 at-bats, 3 RBIs and scored 4 runs.

“Easy swings get you home runs,” he said after the game. “I kept telling myself not to press. They have to be nice and easy swings.”

Suuggek Ettincrawler hit a solo-shot off Dudo Brownlock in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Dudo Brownlock in the 3rd, hit a solo-shot off Dudo Brownlock in the 5th, walked in the 7th and walked in the 8th.

This year Ettincrawler is batting .270 with 39 home runs.

Ettincrawler Red-Hot, SC Player of the Week

Monday, September 5th, 2039
His hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Suuggek Ettincrawler was rewarded with the Shire Conference Player of the Week honors.

The scrappy Bree Cheese center fielder hit .458 while collecting 11 hits in 24 at-bats, 5 home runs and 7 RBIs.

Ettincrawler has a .267 average and a .363 on-base percentage for the year. He has picked up 135 hits, 36 home runs and driven in 74 runs.

the Slobberer Powers 3 HR Against Minas Tirith

Tuesday, August 30th, 2039
Sjors the Slobberer went on an explosive hitting spree against the Minas Tirith Titans at Elrod Stadium at Finrod Field today, launching a trio of blasts to lead the Bree Cheese to the 16-5 win.

The starting pitcher finished 3-for-3 with 4 runs scored and 4 RBI.

“It was just one of those days,” the Slobberer said in a postgame interview. “I don’t know how to explain it. I’m just putting a good swing on the ball.”

Minas Tirith skipper Derrick Croker said the Slobberer was “locked-in.”

“We made some pretty good pitches,” he said. “Those first two homers were exactly where the pitcher wanted to put them. He’s just hot right now — you’ve just got to tip your hat to him.”

Sjors the Slobberer hit a solo-shot off Arwuwyn Lomebrildur in the 1st, hit a two-run home run off Arwuwyn Lomebrildur in the 3rd, walked in the 5th, hit a solo-shot off Xanotter Gwaimir in the 7th and walked in the 8th.

To date this year in 17 starts, the Slobberer has crafted a 6-5 mark with a 2.76 ERA.

Star of the Week Selected in SC

Monday, July 4th, 2039
The votes have been tallied and the winner of the Shire Conference Player of the Week has been named. It was awarded earlier today to Doug Sathi for his great week at the plate.

The Bree shortstop took home the trophy by banging out 10 hits in 24 at-bats for a .417 batting average, driving in 11 runs and scoring 8 times.

This year Sathi is batting .262 with 9 home runs.

Week’s Top Performer Honored by SC

Monday, June 20th, 2039
The Player of the Week has been chosen by the Shire Conference. The award went to Eideron *Knucklebreaker, catcher of the Bree Cheese.

In a sensational hitting performance, he wrecked league pitchers with a .611 average to win the honor. *Knucklebreaker went 11-for-18 for the week, totaled 4 home runs and 7 RBIs and scored 6 times.

*Knucklebreaker is hitting .253 this season with 16 home runs, 27 RBIs and 43 runs scored. He has 50 hits in 198 at-bats.

Star of the Week Picked in SC

Monday, June 6th, 2039
Suuggek Ettincrawler of the Cheese relied on a sharp eye and a quick bat to outpace all other Shire Conference hitters last week and collect the Player of the Week Award.

He hit .500 with 8 hits in 16 at-bats, 2 home runs and 4 RBIs.

So far this season, Ettincrawler has recorded a .321 batting average with 67 hits, 20 home runs, 44 RBIs, 42 runs scored and a .406 OBP.

Bree’s Ettincrawler Acclaimed Best SC Hitter

Wednesday, June 1st, 2039
Seasoned by several years of professional experience, 28-year-old Suuggek Ettincrawler put together a solid offensive month for Bree and was crowned May’s top batter in the Shire Conference.

He batted .341 with 12 home runs, 26 RBIs and 21 runs scored.

Thus far this year Ettincrawler is batting .313 with 20 home runs, 43 RBIs and 40 runs scored.

Cheese Boroden to Miss Year

Tuesday, May 24th, 2039
A blow for Edmund Boroden today — team doctors confirmed he will miss 17 months with a torn rotator cuff. Boroden suffered the injury throwing a pitch. Although officials from the Bree Cheese are confident he’ll make a full recovery, doubts will persist about Boroden’s ability to return fully fit with an injury of this nature.

His record this year is 3-2 in 7 starts and Boroden has a 5.12 ERA.

Boroden Seen at Local Soup Kitchen

Thursday, January 20th, 2039
The SP for the Bree Cheese was spotted yesterday at the city’s largest soup kitchen. Boroden is widely regarded as a fan favorite in Bree. Workers at the soup kitchen weren’t surprised when Edmund Boroden arrived and put in a few hours of volunteer work. Said one worker, “Edmund is a really down to earth guy – folks see him dishing out the soup and a big smile comes over their faces.”

Fellowship Series Goes the Distance, Carrock Prevails

Thursday, October 21st, 2038
After their 7-0 win today over the Bree Cheese, the Carrock Bears will advance to the Two Towers Series.

Despite coming out on the losing side, the series MVP award went to Bree starting pitcher Sjors the Slobberer. the Slobberer told a reporter from the Bree Today that he was disappointed in the loss, and hopes to be back next year competing for the Return of the King Series

Carrock won the series 4-3. The Carrock Bears will play against the Bywater Bounders in the next round. Bywater won their series against the Rivendell Royals 4 games to 1. The Two Towers Series schedule will be announced after the Fellowship Series finishes.