Category: Bree

Stonerapper Hits for Cycle Against Grey Havens

Wednesday, August 20th, 2036
Cheese right fielder Dejahdor Stonerapper made big news today in Bree’s 10-9 victory over the Grey Havens Stars. He was 4-for-5 at the plate and hit for the cycle, collecting 1 single, 1 double, 1 triple and 1 home run.

“My numbers were gaudy but lots of guys deserve a share of the credit today,” Stonerapper said later.

Dejahdor Stonerapper tripled in the 2nd, singled in the 4th, doubled in the 5th, walked in the 7th, walked in the 8th, grounded out in the 10th and hit a two-run home run off Tika Proudneck in the 12th.

Stonerapper is swinging at a .225 pace on the year with 21 home runs, 54 RBIs and 64 runs scored. He has played in 114 games.

Year Ends for Namak Bloodbelly in Bree

Sunday, August 17th, 2036
The doctors have spoken and Namak Bloodbelly of the Bree Cheese didn’t like what he heard. The 29-year-old reliever is almost certainly gone for the rest of the year and depending on his progress could miss some of next season as well. Bloodbelly sustained his season-ending injury during the Old Forest Merry Fellows game yesterday at Shire Greens Stadium. He had to leave the game because he hurt himself while throwing a pitch. Today the Bree medical staff reported Bloodbelly had a torn flexor tendon in his elbow and would be absent from the lineup for at least 12 months.

This season Bloodbelly has made 29 relief appearances, pitched 36.2 innings and struck out 23 with a record of 3 wins and 1 loss. He has compiled a 2.95 ERA and saved 0 games.

Cheese Suuggek Ettincrawler Hurt

Tuesday, July 8th, 2036
A blow for Suuggek Ettincrawler today — team doctors confirmed he will miss 2-3 months with a broken hamate bone in his wrist. Ettincrawler suffered the injury making a defensive play. Although officials from the Bree Cheese are confident he’ll make a full recovery, doubts will persist about Ettincrawler’s ability to return fully fit with an injury of this nature.

This year Ettincrawler is hitting at a .302 pace with 24 home runs and 65 RBIs. He has played in 81 games and scored 66 times.

Injury Forces Edmund Boroden Out

Thursday, June 5th, 2036
When Edmund Boroden was hurt against the Moria Miners, the Bree Cheese were hopeful that the injury was not serious. However, it proved to be more severe than first thought. The 31-year-old starting pitcher suffered a torn triceps throwing a pitch in yesterday’s game. Team doctors told BNN today that Boroden would miss 3-4 months of the season.

For the year Boroden has compiled a 0-2 record with a 3.80 ERA.

Ouch! Justin Bats Shelved by Injury

Friday, May 9th, 2036
The Bree Cheese learned that Justin Bats is likely to be out for 3-4 weeks after he injured himself making a defensive play in today’s game against the Bywater Bounders. A round of tests by the team doctor revealed the injury to be a fractured rib. Upon hearing the diagnosis, the Bree manager told the press, “As you all know, we can’t control injuries — they are a part of the game. We just have to do the best we can until Justin is back in action.”

To date, Bats has collected 34 hits for a .296 average. He has posted 7 home runs, scored 22 runs and driven in 21 runs.