Category: Bucklebury

Eoweriand Wins SC Honor

Monday, July 20th, 2037
This week he took his hitting to another level. That’s why Sarkvia Eoweriand of the Bucklebury Fairies was named the Shire Conference Player of the Week.

For the week the 31-year-old center fielder batted .667 (6-for-9) with 1 home run, 3 runs and 5 RBIs.

This year Eoweriand has collected a .281 batting average to date with 74 hits in 263 at-bats, 26 RBIs, 3 home runs and scored 23 times. He has played in 75 games.

Cam Enshrined in HOF

Tuesday, June 30th, 2037
The journey took a while, but he finally arrived — one of baseball’s finest hurlers, Splint Cam, is now a member of the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame.

Commenting on his election, one of his longtime managers said, “My idea of managing is giving the ball to Splint Cam and sitting down and watching him work. He certainly made my job easier. And he certainly made me a better manager.”

And pitch he certainly did — Cam appeared in 499 games in his career, tossed 3119.2 innings with 2782 strikeouts and compiled an impressive 209-125 record and 3.90 ERA.

One of his opposing managers had this to say about Cam, “Splint was one of the greatest pitchers I ever saw. He had knowledge, movement and form. It was wonderful to watch him pitch when he wasn’t pitching against you. It was poetry in motion.”

The newest member of the Hall of Fame retired at age 39 and will be inducted at ceremonies this weekend.

Moonkiller Slugs 300th Home Run

Sunday, June 7th, 2037
It’s official. Ufrat Moonkiller of the Bucklebury Fairies hit his 300th home run tonight.

The Bucklebury Fairies took on the Moria Miners and downed them 8-0, but the big story of the night was the milestone home run for Moonkiller. He rounded the bases with a smile and politely stepped on home plate and walked back to the dugout.

“300 is a big number, and I am thankful for the ability to get to this milestone. But it’s all about the team today, my accomplishments are just one piece to the Fairies puzzle.”

The Fairies first baseman went 1-for-4 with 1 home run and 3 RBI as the Bucklebury Fairies topped the Moria Miners.

Taking a look at his lifetime stats, Moonkiller is hitting .274 with a total of 300 home runs.

Clubhater’s Season Could be Over

Tuesday, April 28th, 2037
The Bucklebury Fairies were dealt a blow today when starting pitcher Isabelle Clubhater left the game with an undisclosed injury. The team has now revealed that Clubhater has suffered a stretched elbow ligament and will most likely miss the rest of the season as a result of the injury.

This year Clubhater has fashioned a 1-2 mark, 2.97 ERA and pitched 30.1 innings. Opposing clubs are batting .212 against her and she has logged 25 strikeouts.

It’s Official: RP Kidneydragger Signs with Fairies

Monday, April 6th, 2037
Mimsh Kidneydragger might be in the twilight of his career, but he is not going to leave the stage before the final act. Today the 34-year-old scribbled his signature on a $2,400,000-a-year deal with the Fairies.

Some fans openly questioned the signing, saying they would prefer the club use its resources on younger talent.