Category: Bucklebury

Clubhater’s Season Could be Over

Tuesday, April 28th, 2037
The Bucklebury Fairies were dealt a blow today when starting pitcher Isabelle Clubhater left the game with an undisclosed injury. The team has now revealed that Clubhater has suffered a stretched elbow ligament and will most likely miss the rest of the season as a result of the injury.

This year Clubhater has fashioned a 1-2 mark, 2.97 ERA and pitched 30.1 innings. Opposing clubs are batting .212 against her and she has logged 25 strikeouts.

It’s Official: RP Kidneydragger Signs with Fairies

Monday, April 6th, 2037
Mimsh Kidneydragger might be in the twilight of his career, but he is not going to leave the stage before the final act. Today the 34-year-old scribbled his signature on a $2,400,000-a-year deal with the Fairies.

Some fans openly questioned the signing, saying they would prefer the club use its resources on younger talent.

Veteran the Pitiful Agrees to 2-Year Deal

Tuesday, January 20th, 2037
Feedback was positive in Bucklebury today as the club announced an agreement with closer Pimja the Pitiful, one of the league’s marquee players.

Lifetime the Pitiful has a 58-57 won-lost record and a 3.63 ERA with 183 saves. He has made 955 games, logged 944.1 innings and fanned 974 batters.

Fairies Win Sweepstakes for SP Orebreaker

Fairies Win Sweepstakes for SP Orebreaker
Tuesday, January 13th, 2037
The Bucklebury Fairies have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of starting pitcher Voili Orebreaker to a 2-year, $28,600,000 contract.

Both Orebreaker and the Fairies are said to be very pleased to come to this agreement.

Orebreaker has collected 142 wins and 180 losses over his career with a 4.43 ERA. The 36-year-old hurler also has struck out 2425 batters in 2765.1 innings and allowed 2794 hits.

Veteran Moonkiller Agrees to 2-Year Deal

Monday, January 12th, 2037
Bucklebury came to terms with veteran shortstop Ufrat Moonkiller today, locking up the 37-year-old to a $27,000,000, 2-year deal.

Moonkiller is hitting .275 lifetime with 1854 hits, 429 doubles, 22 triples, 294 home runs and 1011 RBIs to date. He has scored 1107 runs, walked 964 times and has a .365 OBP.