Category: Carrock

*UrukBane Fans 17 Fairies

Thursday, July 26th, 2040
If you can’t hit ’em, you can’t beat ’em. That was the story today at the Carrock-Bucklebury clash at Old League Park. Bears hurler Eormenred *UrukBane gunned down 17 Fairies via strikeouts and beat them 6-1. In a superb performance, he allowed 1 hit and issued 3 walks for the victory.

This year *UrukBane has a 11-6 record with a 2.01 ERA.

Rivendell Royals Ship Earthhead to Carrock

Monday, July 2nd, 2040
In a hastily called press conference, Rivendell announced today a trade with Carrock that will send 32-year-old LHP Fasur Earthhead to the Bears in exchange for 27-year-old RHP Nol the Tearer. All players are expected to be in their respective new cities in time for today’s games.

Rivendell will retain a portion of Earthhead’s remaining contract.

To date this year Earthhead has compiled a 7-6 mark with a 4.29 ERA in 16 starts.

This year the Tearer has gone 6-4 with an ERA of 4.96 and has 70 strikeouts in 101.2 innings.

Carrock Center Fielder Nets SC Award

Monday, August 8th, 2039
The #1 hitter in the Shire Conference was Carrock center fielder Kognar Moonkiller. He was selected the Player of the Week.

During the week Moonkiller banged out a .367 batting average (11-for-30), 6 home runs, 12 runs batted in and scored 6 runs.

This season Moonkiller has hit at a .278 clip and produced 80 runs batted in, 33 home runs and 65 runs.

SC Premier Pitcher is Carrock’s the Iron Monger

Monday, August 1st, 2039
Phaibis the Iron Monger’s been around the league long enough to appreciate the honor he received today. After going 4-0 in July, the 28-year-old Carrock hurler has been named Shire Conference Pitcher of the Month.

He fanned 27 in 35.1 innings, logged an ERA of 0.51 and allowed opponents to hit .161 against him.

This year the Iron Monger has compiled a 9-5 mark with a 2.65 ERA.

2000th Hit for the Vague

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2039
Today at Elrod Stadium at Finrod Field Carrock got a 5-2 victory over Minas Tirith, and Baztrak the Vague got his 2000th career hit. The Bears catcher recorded 1 hit in 3 at-bats to reach the coveted milestone.

As far as career numbers the Vague has compiled a .268 batting average and collected 2000 hits, 287 home runs and 1031 RBIs.

$54,400,000 Lands C the Vague for Bears

Sunday, April 10th, 2039
The Bears today announced that they have come to terms with Baztrak the Vague, a 37-year-old catcher they’ve been scouting for a while.

the Vague will earn $27,200,000 a year over 2 years and is expected to play a key role with the club.

*UrukBane Rumored to be Dating Pop Star

Wednesday, January 12th, 2039
Eormenred *UrukBane of the Carrock Bears is reportedly keeping company with singer Gracie Ettincrawler. The couple has been spotted recently at various clubs, concerts, and restaurants, as well as a number of public functions. Asked whether the two were involved romatically, *UrukBane said he and Ettincrawler were ‘just good friends’. “We’re just hanging out and enjoying each other’s company at the moment,” said the 28-year-old starting pitcher. However, when pressed as to whether their relationship might become more serious in the future, *UrukBane seemed to dodge the question. “Right now, I’m really just focused on baseball and helping the Carrock Bears win games,” he remarked, with a sly grin.

Banks Takes Top SC Manager Honors

Wednesday, December 1st, 2038
The Carrock Bears coaching staff broke out the bubbly when Manager Longo Banks was announced as 2038 Shire Conference Manager of the Year.

He skippered the Bears to a 98-64 record this year and a first place finish in the Shire Conference Dwarf Division.

To a man, they all agreed that their boss was most deserving of the award. All had glowing words to say about this year’s winning manager.

“He just has a way with people. Coaches and players alike love him.”

Top SC Pitcher Announced

Friday, November 26th, 2038
The Carrock Bears have a rising superstar or maybe even a budding Hall-of-Famer in the making.
It’s Eormenred *UrukBane, this year’s Shire Conference Gandalf Pitcher Award selection. This blossoming hurler wowed fans, peers and sportswriters with a fabulous performance.

*UrukBane compiled a 19-9 record in 32 starts, tallied 342 strikeouts in 249.2 innings and recorded a 1.73 ERA. Other clubs managed only a .179 batting average against him.

Meriamli Rockcrusher of the Bree Cheese finished second in voting, while Elraugast Isaiwyn of the Mirkwood Sylvan finished third.

Carrock Caps Season With Ultimate Fantasy Baseball Association Championship

Wednesday, November 17th, 2038
It was a storybook year for the Carrock Bears as they closed out a 4-2 series win over the Discworld City Watch to claim the Ultimate Fantasy Baseball Association Championship.

They wrapped it up with a 8-2 victory to cap an incredible season after they brought home their 1st league championship earlier in the year.

The Bears manager offered his view of the series.

“We had a lot of things going for us,” he said, “offense and defense doing it at the right time. That’s what it takes to win it all.”

The City Watch manager commented: “We’re disappointed we lost, but we’re also very proud of what we did all year. They played better baseball than us and they beat us.”

During the Shire Conference Dwarf Division regular season, Carrock compiled a record of 98-64.