Thursday, December 20th, 2040
Disaster officials presented Gromghash Toothbelly to members of the local print media today as their new shortstop.
The deal, worth $108,000,000, guarantees the 32-year-old a home in Dagorlad for 5 years. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential.
In his 1419-game career Toothbelly is hitting .274 with 1594 hits, 143 home runs, 818 runs scored and 596 RBIs.