Category: Dagorlad

MC’s Premier Batter Picked

Thursday, September 1st, 2039
Beach balls were coming in at Curt Dryadslicer in August and he banged, bashed and blasted them all over the park, putting up a .318 batting average and hauling in the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month trophy.

The 27-year-old Dagorlad left fielder collected 28 hits last month in 28 games. He put up 10 home runs, 24 RBIs and 21 runs scored. Dryadslicer also drew 17 walks and compiled a .434 on-base percentage.

This year Dryadslicer has batted at a .251 pace with 73 hits, 21 home runs, 49 RBIs and scored 53 times.

Disaster Win Sweepstakes for CL Ploughman

Tuesday, December 28th, 2038
The Dagorlad Disaster have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of closer Janice Ploughman to a 3-year, $32,100,000 contract.

Both Ploughman and the Disaster are said to be very pleased to come to this agreement.

In her career Ploughman has 267 saves with a 40-48 record and a 3.27 ERA.

Dagorlad, Veteran Hill Sign Deal

Sunday, December 5th, 2038
Team officials were upbeat today as Rebo Hill signed an extension with the Disaster. He’ll be calling Dagorlad home for the next 2 years and will earn $12,600,000 in salary by the end of the contract. The Disaster GM said, “We’re excited to know he’ll be part of this team going forward. This is a good day for him, and we believe it makes the future for us better.”

In his career the 33-year-old Hill has put up a 3.32 ERA and a 82-70 mark.

#1 Skipper in MC: Eoweriand of Dagorlad

Wednesday, December 1st, 2038
Dagorlad manager Gameodriel Eoweriand caused quite a stir when he came to town. Noted for his feisty, no-nonsense attitude, Eoweriand threw his all into the 2038 campaign, winning over critics and fans as he went. He also won a few ballgames, running up a 88-74 record, which was good enough to take the first place spot in the Mordor Conference Troll Division standings.

“These guys are grown men. They don’t need psychobabble, they need to win ballgames,” Eoweriand snapped at his first press conference. While his approach was controversial, even for Dagorlad, it netted the 57-year-old the Mordor Conference Manager of the Year trophy. In response to which he replied, “It ain’t molecular physics, it’s baseball,” and began discussing potential free agents with the local media.

Best MC Reliever Named

Friday, November 26th, 2038
At the young age of only 26, Arwoma Eowär has been named the Mordor Conference Gwaihir Reliever Award winner for 2038.

The future appears bright for the Dagorlad Disaster relief ace, who captured the award with 39 saves in 75 relief appearances, 85 strikeouts in 78 innings and a record of 9-4 to go with his 2.42 ERA.

Atanarat Anárà of the Ravenhill Darkwings finished second in voting, while Bogak Cavernshaker of the Isengard Raiders finished third.

Dunharrow Moves on to Two Towers Series

Tuesday, October 19th, 2038
It’s not often a losing player is named MVP of a series, but that’s the situation Farag Humancrawler found himself in tonight, as the Dunharrow Devils beat his Dagorlad Disaster to advance to the Two Towers Series.

Dunharrow won the final game by a score of 6-4 at Dunharrow Field and took the series 4-2.

Despite his strong performance, Humancrawler was not taking many positives away from the series.

“I’m glad I played well, sure, but what good does it do us now?”

The Dunharrow Devils will play against the Weathertop Witch Kings in the next round. Weathertop won their series against the Grey Havens Stars 4 games to 2. The Two Towers Series schedule will be announced after the Fellowship Series finishes.

Dagorlad Wins at Home to Narrow Series Deficit to 3-2

Sunday, October 17, 2038
The Dagorlad Disaster nearly wasted a strong game from starter Snibb *Ninwocket, but were saved by some timely hitting in a 9th inning walk-off win over the Dunharrow Devils today.

*Ninwocket was named player of the game in the 3-2 win at Dagorlad Memorial Stadium, after he threw 7 innings of 3-hit ball. The win allowed Dagorlad to cut the Dunharrow lead in the best-of-7 series to 2-3.

Curt Dryadslicer chipped in for Dagorlad with a solo home run in the bottom of the ninth. For the game, the right fielder had 2 hits in 4 at-bats with 1 home run, 1 single, 1 run scored, and 1 run batted in.

“This place was rockin’,” Dryadslicer said.

Game 6 is scheduled for Tuesday at Dunharrow Field. Slated to start are Grimthak Footkicker for the Dagorlad Disaster and Eva Chiselarm for the the Dunharrow Devils.

Humancrawler, Disaster Wallop Devils in Game 4 of R2

Saturday, October 16, 2038
On the verge of being swept and facing a red-hot Dunharrow Devils team, the Dagorlad Disaster had a tough assignment. Farag Humancrawler delivered.

The Disaster catcher was unstoppable for the visitors, as he went 3 for 3 with 2 home runs and a walk, while adding 5 RBI and scoring twice in guiding his club to its first victory of the series, 9-2. Humancrawler, 38, was named player of the game for his efforts. The win means Dagorlad now trails 3-1 in the best-of-7 series.

Humancrawler had a big at-bat with the bases loaded in the bottom of the sixth inning, when he hit a grand slam. The Disaster went on to win.

“Winning the game is always the first objective,” Humancrawler said.

The next game is scheduled for tomorrow at Dagorlad Memorial Stadium. Slated to start are Gruudash Facestomper for Dunharrow and Snibb *Ninwocket for Dagorlad.

Gilmore Handcuffs Disaster, Devils Seize 3-0 Advantage in R2

Friday, October 15, 2038
The Dunharrow Devils are one game away from a sweep of the Dagorlad Disaster today after a 4-2 road win at Dagorlad Memorial Stadium. Devils right-hander Todo Gilmore was named player of the game after a strong outing in which he threw 7 innings of 5-hit ball. Dunharrow now holds a 3-0 advantage in the best-of-7 Fellowship Series.

Rinak Shewmaker helped his team jump on top from the get-go. His first time up in the top of the first, he cranked a 3-run home run to give Dunharrow a 3-0 lead.

“Things broke our way today and that’s great,” Devils manager Goreborn Golladen said. “It’s important, though, to stay focused and not pat yourself on the back too much. We aren’t done yet.”

Game 4 is scheduled for tomorrow at Dagorlad Memorial Stadium. The scheduled starters for the game are Merodriel Gánduil for the Dunharrow Devils and Joop Nasor for the the Dagorlad Disaster.

Chiselarm Shuts Down Disaster, Devils Lead 2-0

Wednesday, October 13, 2038
With starter Eva Chiselarm leading the charge, the Dunharrow Devils defeated the Dagorlad Disaster, 3-1, in Game 2 of the Fellowship Series today. The right-hander threw 7 innings of 4-hit ball at Dunharrow Field to help Dunharrow take a 2-0 lead in the best-of-7 series.

Chiselarm allowed 1 earned run on 4 hits over 7.1 innings for the Devils. She walked 2 and struck out 6.

“I felt we were ready to go,” said Dunharrow manager Goreborn Golladen. “Our pregame was pretty good.”

The next game is scheduled for Friday at Dagorlad Memorial Stadium. Slated to start are Todo Gilmore for Dunharrow and Kate Hilldweller for Dagorlad.