Thursday, September 1st, 2039
Beach balls were coming in at Curt Dryadslicer in August and he banged, bashed and blasted them all over the park, putting up a .318 batting average and hauling in the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month trophy.
The 27-year-old Dagorlad left fielder collected 28 hits last month in 28 games. He put up 10 home runs, 24 RBIs and 21 runs scored. Dryadslicer also drew 17 walks and compiled a .434 on-base percentage.
This year Dryadslicer has batted at a .251 pace with 73 hits, 21 home runs, 49 RBIs and scored 53 times.