Category: Dead Marshes

Dead Marshes Wins Lottery for SP Lomebrildur

Monday, April 28th, 2036
The Dead Marshes front office announced the signing of Tavseen Lomebrildur today as the team’s new starting pitcher. The 33-year-old came to terms with the Uruk-hai and will be hauling in $19,573,333 a year over 3 years.

$1,630,000 Lands RP Roper for Uruk-hai

Tuesday, April 1st, 2036
Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 34-year-old reliever Rowan Roper committed to a $1,630,000, 1-year deal with the Dead Marshes organization.

Some openly worry that despite his talent, Roper is too old to get it done anymore and that his value to the club will sharply diminish before the 1-year agreement has run its course.

Roper has pitched in 245 games in his career, posting 5 saves, 877 strikeouts and a record of 65 victories and 70 losses. His lifetime ERA stands at 3.95.

Dead Marshes Secures Top Spot in Mordor Conference Orc Division

Thursday, September 27th, 2035
The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai have silenced their critics, backed up those who believed in them and won the Mordor Conference Orc Division.

“You always think you’ve got a chance to win the division, but until you get it done you never really know how things are going to play out,” said starting pitcher Bulbo Moss. “I think we’re all pretty grateful to get the chance to vie for the Return of the King Series.”

It is the 10th division crown for the franchise and manager Mikee the German said in a sporting landscape where you are judged by what you’ve most recently accomplished, “it feels incredibly good to be at the top of the pile.”

Uruk-hai Fistslammer Strikes out 16 Stars

Friday, September 21st, 2035
Led by an outstanding performance from starter Aruden Fistslammer, the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai topped the Grey Havens Stars today by a score of 5-1 at Uruk-hai Field. The 33-year-old Fistslammer brought his top game to the mound, striking out 16 batters while allowing 6 hits and giving up no walks.

“He made a lot of good pitches out there,” Stars manager Wuunak the Tough said. “He made some of our guys look bad. We didn’t help matters, but we really have to give him credit — he didn’t make many mistakes.”

In 31 starts this year Fistslammer has posted 14 wins while suffering 10 losses. He has pitched 195 innings, allowed 176 hits, struck out 210 and has a 3.92 ERA.

Star CL Signs Extension with Dead Marshes

Friday, September 14th, 2035
Dead Marshes fans celebrated as word of a signing became reality. Bodo Sandyman won’t be pulling up stakes anytime soon, as he has signed a 3-year extension at a pay rate of $13,000,000 per annum.

Since he is widely seen as an integral part of the club, Dead Marshes officials had to keep Sandyman from jumping ship.

Looking at his pitching stats so far this season, Sandyman has 87 relief appearances, pitched 85 innings and fashioned a 10-3 record with a 2.96 ERA. He has recorded 19 saves, struck out 98 and allowed opposing clubs to hit .233 when he is on the hill.