Category: Dunharrow

Devils Humanslurper Injured

Saturday, September 20th, 2036
The Devils received bad news this morning. Pugnash Humanslurper will miss 5 weeks due to a broken collarbone. He sustained the injury in the Dunharrow-Weathertop game while being hit by a pitch. “I’m disappointed more than anything,” he told reporters later in the day. “You can’t help your team on the bench,” Humanslurper sighed. “I’ll do the rehab work and hope for a quick recovery.”

This year Humanslurper is batting .271 with 109 hits and 18 home runs. He has scored 60 times and has batted in 57 runs.

Mordor Conference Names #1 Pitcher in May

Sunday, June 1st, 2036
Thubis Gadrienduil has been around the league long enough to know that relievers are often overlooked. That has never stopped him from doing what he does best — and he did it extremely well in May and stole away with the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award.

The Devils bullpen ace collected 12 saves and 9 strikeouts in 15.2 innings, holding the opposition to a .281 average and posting a 1.15 ERA and a 1-1 record.

This year Gadrienduil has collected 18 saves. In all he has made 26 relief appearances, thrown 24.1 innings, struck out 14 and walked 8. His record shows 1 win and 2 losses with a 2.59 earned run average.

Hawks Smashes 300th Homer

Saturday, May 31st, 2036
Swinging his way into the record books, Wayne Hawks reached the 300 homer mark today at Gap of Rohan Park at Caradhras against the Misty Mountain Hops. He went 2-for-5 with 2 runs batted in and 1 run on the day, although Dunharrow would go down to defeat 11-8.

“It was a distraction,” Hawks said of his 300th home run. “I’m happy it’s over. I just wish I’d been able to make a difference in the outcome today.”

In his career Hawks has racked up 1240 hits with a .256 average and .386 on-base percentage. His numbers include 253 doubles, 25 triples, and 300 home runs, along with 928 runs scored and 883 RBIs.

Mordor Conference Winner is Footthrower

Monday, May 5th, 2036
The Mordor Conference made it official today: Prignash Footthrower is the Player of the Week.

He really glistened on the diamond this week with a .387 average to take home the honor. The Dunharrow center fielder went 12-for-31, drove in 10 runs, scored 8 times and hit 5 home runs.

So far this season Footthrower is batting .393 with 6 home runs.

It’s Official: 2B Humanslurper Signs with Devils

Saturday, April 12th, 2036
Dunharrow fans could barely contain their jubilation as Pugnash Humanslurper, considered one of the best at his position, opted to sign with the club.

The deal, estimated at $25,000,000 over 2 years, is seen as a master stroke for the general manager’s office.