Category: Dunharrow

Mordor Conference Winner is Footthrower

Monday, May 5th, 2036
The Mordor Conference made it official today: Prignash Footthrower is the Player of the Week.

He really glistened on the diamond this week with a .387 average to take home the honor. The Dunharrow center fielder went 12-for-31, drove in 10 runs, scored 8 times and hit 5 home runs.

So far this season Footthrower is batting .393 with 6 home runs.

It’s Official: 2B Humanslurper Signs with Devils

Saturday, April 12th, 2036
Dunharrow fans could barely contain their jubilation as Pugnash Humanslurper, considered one of the best at his position, opted to sign with the club.

The deal, estimated at $25,000,000 over 2 years, is seen as a master stroke for the general manager’s office.

Dunharrow Fired up over Signing of 3B Headhater

Monday, April 7th, 2036
Dunharrow Devils fans welcomed Wilo Headhater into the fold, as the veteran announced he’d reached an agreement with Dunharrow brass.

Some were critical of the move, insisting that you shouldn’t invest $4,760,000 in a 34-year-old man, no matter how good he might be on the field. The team believes he will deepen their roster and ultimately win a championship.

Dunharrow Announces Deal for Veteran SP

Monday, April 7th, 2036
When Charlie Seaward arrived in Dunharrow today to greet the media of his new home, nobody questioned the move despite his 35 years. Seaward signed a $2,040,000-a-year deal that will run for 1 year.

He is generally seen as a veteran presence in the clubhouse and could act as a mentor for many of the younger Devils players.

Dunharrow Wins LF Hawks Sweepstakes

Monday, December 17th, 2035
Despite his solid numbers, some fans questioned the value of the Wayne Hawks signing even as Dunharrow officials paraded him before the media this afternoon.

Hawks will surely bring a lot to the club, but he comes at a price of $23,400,000 over 2 years.

In his 1365-game career Hawks has hit .255 with 1204 hits, 291 home runs, and 861 RBIs and has scored 906 runs.