Friday, July 9th, 2038
Joseph the Lawyer roughed up Mirkwood Sylvan pitching in a big way at The Eyrie today, leading the Erebor to a 5-4 win.
With his parents and family watching from the stands, the 28-year-old left fielder put on a magnificent show, hitting for the cycle — collecting a single, double, triple and home run in the same game.
“It was a good day for that to happen,” a beaming the Lawyer said after the game. “I really got some good looks and delivered. Sometimes you’re just on.”
He finished his historic day with 4 hits in 4 at-bats, 1 RBI and 2 runs scored.
Joseph the Lawyer tripled in the 1st, singled in the 3rd, hit a solo-shot off Charlie Seaward in the 6th and doubled in the 8th.
So far this season the Lawyer has 7 home runs and a .283 batting average.