Category: Hall of Fame

Fabur Beardcutter Inducted into Hall Of Fame

Saturday, June 30th, 2035
What a way to cap a glorious career — get elected to the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame. That’s exactly what happened to pitching star, Fabur Beardcutter. The Baseball Writers Association rewarded him for his sensational seasons on the mound and today he took his place among the baseball immortals.

Beardcutter told the audience at the ceremonies, “Baseball has been my life … and what a wonderful life it has been. The truth is I would have played it for almost nothing — but I wouldn’t have told any of the owners that.”

Beardcutter had a career record of 236 victories and 213 losses with 3722 strikeouts in 4173 innings and a 3.65 ERA. He was 41 when he retired from baseball, and he appeared in 678 games.

Glimmerhand Joins HOF Legends

Saturday, June 30th, 2035
A huge crowd watched Arghren Glimmerhand become the newest member of the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame today.

“I’m a big believer in whatever you want, if you want something out of this game, you’ve got to put the work in it. You’ve got to work hard,” said the outstanding catcher, whose new plaque described him as “an artisan with a bat whose daily pursuit of excellence produced a .298 lifetime batting average, 2412 hits and 343 home runs.”

After the induction ceremony Glimmerhand was asked what was the most thrilling moment in his career. He responded quickly, “No doubt about it, your first hit in the big leagues. That’s tops. It means you’re on your way. When you get the first hit, then you can get the rest.”

Knifecrawler Honored by First Ballot Selection to SGCBL Hall of Fame

Friday, June 30th, 2034
Merilmir Knifecrawler played baseball a long time and he played it well. Then at the age of 42, he called it a career. In recognition of his outstanding accomplishments, Knifecrawler has been voted into the Hall of Fame, with 90.9% of ballots voting him in.

“There is so much to love about this game,” the newest honoree said during his induction speech at the Tolkien Baseball Baseball Hall of Fame. “I couldn’t imagine anything greater than my first major league game. Then I hit my first home run. Then the other landmarks came. But nothing tops today… to think that I made it to the Hall of Fame.”

The legendary first baseman put up some impressive numbers. Knifecrawler played in 2543 games, compiled a .306 batting average, hit 290 home runs, drove in 1394 runs and scored 1638 times during his career.

Black Joins HOF Immortals

player_1345Thursday, June 30th, 2033
The Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame just added a fine third baseman and hitter to its number. The newest member of baseball’s most elite group is Orgulas Black, who retired at the age of 39.

“I always knew I was good enough to play, but the Hall of Fame was one of the few things I never even dreamed of,” said Black at his induction ceremony. “For me to focus a lot on the individual, that’s not the way I learned to play the game. Baseball is a team game. You win as a team, you lose as team. You also do so many things together, but it is not an ‘I’ thing.”

During his illustrious career, Black had 462 home runs among his 2451 hits, while batting .277. He played in 2356 games, scored 1470 runs and knocked in 1507 runs.

Glomli of Erebor

Glomli of Erebor
Induction Information
Elected to the Hall of Fame in 2032, Player
First ballot: 8.66 votes per ballot (75.7%)
Born:August 9, 1990 in Erebor, Lonely Mountain
ML Debut: 4/1/2013
Primary Position: CF
Bats: R Throws: R
Primary Uniform #: 9
Played For: Carrock (2013), Isengard (2013-2029), Weathertop (2030)
Primary Team: Isengard Raiders
Post Season: 2018-2021, 2028
Awards: All-Star (9): 2014-2017, 2019-2022, 2027; 2020 and 2022 Aragorn MVP; 2020 and 2022 Sam Gamgee Batter
In his 2207-game career, of Erebor hit .308 with 2367 hits, 495 home runs, 1610 runs scored and 1458 RBIs. He wrapped up his career at the age of 42 and retired, hanging up his cleats in 2032.