Saturday, May 1st, 2038
Issth Foriand battered Mordor Conference pitchers all April and wound up taking home the Batter of the Month Award.
“I’ve been around Tolkien Baseball long enough to know you really have to work hard day in and day out to be able to put up this kind of consistency,” the 33-year-old Foriand told reporters. “I put in a lot of work, even on the days I might not take the field, and it’s always nice when everything comes together for me like it did this last month.”
In 23 games, Foriand hit .453 with 9 home runs, 22 RBIs and scored 20 runs.