Thursday, May 7th, 2037
The Moria Miners defeated the Old Forest Merry Fellows 7-5 yesterday in a game that featured Farmak *the Runner’s 400th career home run.
In the clubhouse, the Miners catcher spoke about the milestone achievement. “To be honest, I don’t even remember my first home run,” he said. “But this one I don’t think I’ll forget. Who knows if I’ll hit another hundred, or fifty, or even ten?”
On his historic day, *the Runner banged out 2 hits in 4 at-bats and scored 1 run with 2 RBI.
In his career *the Runner has played in 1369 games with a .287 batting average. Among his 1485 hits are 185 doubles, 36 triples, and 400 home runs. He also has scored 903 runs, walked 591 times, has 82 stolen bases and driven in 1035 runs.