Category: Numenor

Gwildoc Belts 3 HR for Kings

Monday, August 27th, 2040
Issja Gwildoc showed off his power today as he launched three balls into the seats against the Lothlorien Lumberjacks and sparked the Kings to a 18-6 victory.

“I got some good pitches to hit and turned on them real good,” he told reporters in the postgame interview. “I have always liked to hit at Capital One Stadium.”

For the day, Gwildoc collected 3 hits in 5 at-bats, scored 3 runs and had 8 RBIs.

“He was instant offense today,” Numenor skipper Goreathor Gilron said. “Issja really put on a show.”

Issja Gwildoc grounded out in the 2nd, hit a solo-shot off Iwao Borwick in the 4th, struck out in the 7th, hit a GRAND SLAM off Gail Forgehead in the 7th and hit a three-run home run off Annun Elrailbo in the 8th.

This year Gwildoc is hitting .266, produced 34 RBIs and 13 home runs, scored 19 times and gotten on base at a .301 rate.

Xanth Centaurs Ship Landro to Numenor

Saturday, July 28th, 2040
BNN has learned the Xanth Centaurs have reportedly worked out a deal with the Numenor Kings. Sources close to the Centaurs indicated that a trade has been reached in principle where 24-year-old minor league RHP Mabkub Devilpoker will be swapped to Xanth with 28-year-old RHP Gollilman Landro heading to Numenor. Neither organization would comment on the report, saying it was club policy not to speak about a trade until it was finalized.

To date this year, he has registered no saves, 3 wins and no losses with a 4.13 ERA. Landro has made 38 relief appearances, worked a total of 72 innings and surrendered 72 hits. He has fanned 68, issued 32 free passes and held opposing clubs to a .261 batting average.

Forgotten Realms Trades Buckland for Numenor’s Beardworker

Friday, July 6th, 2040
Earlier today, officials from the Forgotten Realms Kobolds and the Numenor Kings announced that they had finalized negotiations on a trade between the two teams. The deal will send 30-year-old LF Christine Buckland to Numenor in exchange for 28-year-old RHP Masin Beardworker.

This season Buckland is batting at a .341 clip with no home runs and 2 RBIs.

Numenor Kings Ship Brockhouse to Earthsea

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2040
You can focus on the negatives after being traded to a new team — finding a new place to stay, leaving teammates and friends, having to start anew — but one player hopes to focus on the positives. “It means I’m wanted somewhere. At least one team sees potential in me.” Those were the comments heard after the Numenor Kings came to an agreement to deal 33-year-old 1B Asphodel Brockhouse and 20-year-old minor league RHP Amaranthae Hisiel to the Earthsea Dragons for 37-year-old RHP Estella Middlebrook and 23-year-old LHP Dakath Galadrielas earlier today. The deal is expected to be formally announced later this evening.

This year Brockhouse has hit at a .349 pace and produced 17 RBIs, 8 home runs and scored 20 runs.

MC’s Best Player Named

Monday, April 16th, 2040
Not every ball that came off Issja Gwildoc’s bat last week was a line drive or a towering shot — it just seemed that way to the teams that played the Numenor Kings. For his exploits, Gwildoc was named this week’s Mordor Conference Player of the Week award.

The Numenor catcher put up 4 hits in 5 at-bats and 3 home runs while hitting .800 with 6 RBIs and 4 runs scored.

$4,880,000 Lands RP the Daft for Kings

Sunday, March 18th, 2040
Kings officials presented Fragar the Daft to members of the local print media today as their new reliever.

The deal, worth $4,880,000, guarantees the 35-year-old a home in Numenor for 1 year. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential.

During his career the Daft has registered a 58-51 record and 77 saves. His ERA stands at 3.48 and he has fired third strikes past 927 batters in 823.1 innings while giving up 226 walks.

Numenor Announces Deal for Veteran C

Monday, February 27th, 2040
The Numenor Kings have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of catcher Pimor Saine to a 3-year, $15,600,000 contract.

Both Saine and the Kings are said to be very pleased to come to this agreement.

In his 1323-game career Saine has tagged 1180 hits with 250 doubles, 5 triples and 277 home runs. His lifetime batting average is .244 with 743 RBIs and 620 runs scored.

Sævareid Collects Cycle

Saturday, June 4th, 2039
Kings left fielder Takesi Sævareid made big news today in Numenor’s 10-5 victory over the Old Forest Merry Fellows. He was 4-for-4 at the plate and hit for the cycle, collecting 1 single, 1 double, 1 triple and 1 home run.

“My numbers were gaudy but lots of guys deserve a share of the credit today,” Sævareid said later.

Takesi Sævareid walked in the 1st, hit a two-run home run off Elreawyn Isadrielad in the 3rd, singled in the 5th, doubled in the 7th and hit an RBI triple in the 9th.

For the season Sævareid is batting .302 with 39 hits and 3 home runs. He has scored 15 times and batted in 17.

Week’s #1 Player: Numenor’s Longbeard

Monday, April 11th, 2039
At the age of 28, Genus Longbeard might have some potential he hasn’t realized yet — if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Numenor third baseman put up some exceptional numbers the past seven days with a .480 batting average. For his efforts Longbeard collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.

He racked up 12 hits in 25 at-bats, 3 home runs and 10 RBIs last week in 7 games.

Season Over for Wogdish the Tearer in Numenor

Wednesday, April 6th, 2039
A blow for Wogdish the Tearer today — team doctors confirmed he will miss 10-11 months with a broken bone in the elbow. the Tearer suffered the injury running the bases. Although officials from the Numenor Kings are confident he’ll make a full recovery, doubts will persist about the Tearer’s ability to return fully fit with an injury of this nature.