Category: Numenor

Oreslayer Sharp, Whitewashes Lumberjacks

Thursday, April 18th, 2041
Fesil Oreslayer made quick work of Lothlorien, blanking the Lumberjacks 3-0 at Capital One Stadium today. The Numenor pitcher limited them to 1 hit to earn the victory. Oreslayer fanned 7 and walked 2.

Kings Middlebrook Out Rest Of Season

Tuesday, April 9th, 2041
The news is bad in Numenor. The Kings have lost the services of reliever Estella Middlebrook for the rest of the season due to a partially torn ulnar collateral ligament. Middlebrook was injured in a recent game with the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai while throwing a pitch and is expected to miss 11-12 months.

Veteran Roper Signs 1-Year Deal

Wednesday, March 6th, 2041
Numenor announced the signing of shortstop Ferdinand Roper earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position.

Roper will earn $3,560,000 per year, and will be with the club for 1 year.

Lifetime Roper is hitting .260 with 1304 hits, 67 home runs, 503 runs scored and 472 RBIs.

Gwildoc Belts 3 HR for Kings

Monday, August 27th, 2040
Issja Gwildoc showed off his power today as he launched three balls into the seats against the Lothlorien Lumberjacks and sparked the Kings to a 18-6 victory.

“I got some good pitches to hit and turned on them real good,” he told reporters in the postgame interview. “I have always liked to hit at Capital One Stadium.”

For the day, Gwildoc collected 3 hits in 5 at-bats, scored 3 runs and had 8 RBIs.

“He was instant offense today,” Numenor skipper Goreathor Gilron said. “Issja really put on a show.”

Issja Gwildoc grounded out in the 2nd, hit a solo-shot off Iwao Borwick in the 4th, struck out in the 7th, hit a GRAND SLAM off Gail Forgehead in the 7th and hit a three-run home run off Annun Elrailbo in the 8th.

This year Gwildoc is hitting .266, produced 34 RBIs and 13 home runs, scored 19 times and gotten on base at a .301 rate.

Xanth Centaurs Ship Landro to Numenor

Saturday, July 28th, 2040
BNN has learned the Xanth Centaurs have reportedly worked out a deal with the Numenor Kings. Sources close to the Centaurs indicated that a trade has been reached in principle where 24-year-old minor league RHP Mabkub Devilpoker will be swapped to Xanth with 28-year-old RHP Gollilman Landro heading to Numenor. Neither organization would comment on the report, saying it was club policy not to speak about a trade until it was finalized.

To date this year, he has registered no saves, 3 wins and no losses with a 4.13 ERA. Landro has made 38 relief appearances, worked a total of 72 innings and surrendered 72 hits. He has fanned 68, issued 32 free passes and held opposing clubs to a .261 batting average.

Forgotten Realms Trades Buckland for Numenor’s Beardworker

Friday, July 6th, 2040
Earlier today, officials from the Forgotten Realms Kobolds and the Numenor Kings announced that they had finalized negotiations on a trade between the two teams. The deal will send 30-year-old LF Christine Buckland to Numenor in exchange for 28-year-old RHP Masin Beardworker.

This season Buckland is batting at a .341 clip with no home runs and 2 RBIs.

Numenor Kings Ship Brockhouse to Earthsea

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2040
You can focus on the negatives after being traded to a new team — finding a new place to stay, leaving teammates and friends, having to start anew — but one player hopes to focus on the positives. “It means I’m wanted somewhere. At least one team sees potential in me.” Those were the comments heard after the Numenor Kings came to an agreement to deal 33-year-old 1B Asphodel Brockhouse and 20-year-old minor league RHP Amaranthae Hisiel to the Earthsea Dragons for 37-year-old RHP Estella Middlebrook and 23-year-old LHP Dakath Galadrielas earlier today. The deal is expected to be formally announced later this evening.

This year Brockhouse has hit at a .349 pace and produced 17 RBIs, 8 home runs and scored 20 runs.

MC’s Best Player Named

Monday, April 16th, 2040
Not every ball that came off Issja Gwildoc’s bat last week was a line drive or a towering shot — it just seemed that way to the teams that played the Numenor Kings. For his exploits, Gwildoc was named this week’s Mordor Conference Player of the Week award.

The Numenor catcher put up 4 hits in 5 at-bats and 3 home runs while hitting .800 with 6 RBIs and 4 runs scored.

$4,880,000 Lands RP the Daft for Kings

Sunday, March 18th, 2040
Kings officials presented Fragar the Daft to members of the local print media today as their new reliever.

The deal, worth $4,880,000, guarantees the 35-year-old a home in Numenor for 1 year. It should improve the ballclub, assuming he plays to his potential.

During his career the Daft has registered a 58-51 record and 77 saves. His ERA stands at 3.48 and he has fired third strikes past 927 batters in 823.1 innings while giving up 226 walks.

Numenor Announces Deal for Veteran C

Monday, February 27th, 2040
The Numenor Kings have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of catcher Pimor Saine to a 3-year, $15,600,000 contract.

Both Saine and the Kings are said to be very pleased to come to this agreement.

In his 1323-game career Saine has tagged 1180 hits with 250 doubles, 5 triples and 277 home runs. His lifetime batting average is .244 with 743 RBIs and 620 runs scored.