Category: Rivendell

Star 1B Signs Extension with Rivendell

Friday, August 6th, 2038
Rivendell announced that they have signed 26-year-old first baseman Maximo Charneca to a 6-year, $60,500,000 agreement that will have him playing at Royals Stadium for the foreseeable future.

For the year Charneca has hit .261 with 23 home runs, 64 RBIs and scored 53 runs.

Rivendell, Lothlorien Agree to Deal

Monday, July 26th, 2038
A trade between Rivendell and Lothlorien was made official this morning. The Royals have sent 28-year-old 1B Gabghash the Mean, 24-year-old minor league RF Aelieyeeva Iselinde, 23-year-old minor league RHP Gaspare Ryan and $8,000,000 in cash to the Lumberjacks in exchange for 26-year-old 1B Maximo Charneca.

In the 2038 season Iselinde is hitting .161 with 4 home runs.

Charneca is currently hitting at a .258 pace with 19 home runs and 56 RBIs.

Royals-Miners Swap: Cleavergobber for Brockhouse

Monday, July 5th, 2038
Both sides appear content with the trade finalized today that will send 30-year-old minor league LHP Erurbag Cleavergobber and 20-year-old minor league RHP Chan-koo Zorola to the Moria Miners, while the Rivendell Royals will receive 35-year-old RF Carly Brockhouse.

“This is a move that filled a few gaps in our roster,” said Lord Elladan, Royals general manager.

For his part, the Miners GM said the trade was made “in the best interest of our organization’s future.” BNN analysts reported that on paper the trade seemed to be a plus for both ball clubs. The players involved are expected to join their new teams for the next scheduled game.

This year Cleavergobber has collected 1 save in 15 relief appearances. He has also compiled a 0-4 won-lost mark with a 7.53 ERA and fanned 13 batters in 14.1 innings. Opponents are hitting him at a .281 clip in 2038.

This year Brockhouse has hit at a .219 clip with 30 RBIs, 12 home runs and 31 runs scored.

Rivendell, Veteran Goodrich Sign Deal

Friday, July 2nd, 2038
Crystal Goodrich inked a deal that will keep the seasoned veteran on the Royals roster another 4 years. Earlier today team personnel announced that the 34-year-old had settled on a $8,250,000-a-year deal to play at Royals Stadium.

It’s no secret Goodrich is getting older, but she could still contribute a lot to the franchise.

This year Goodrich has registered 2 wins and 1 loss in 5 starts with a 3.54 ERA while registering 22 strikeouts and 1 walk in 28 innings.

Erurbag Cleavergobber Donates Time and Money to Local Research Facility

Thursday, May 6th, 2038
In a news conference today, Rivendell reliever Erurbag Cleavergobber has pledged to donate one-tenth of his 2038 salary to the Middle Earth Magicks Society, an organization dedicated to research into magical healing.

“I don’t do it for the headlines; I do it for the patients and their families that are suffering through surgeries and treatment and recovery. Hopefully, one day, we can all find spells to take away all of that. I’m happy to contribute to that goal, knowing that my gold will be used for the greater good.”

Royals Lose Goodrich for 4 Months

Monday, April 19th, 2038
When Crystal Goodrich was hurt against the Minas Tirith Titans, the Rivendell Royals were hopeful that the injury was not serious. However, it proved to be more severe than first thought. The 34-year-old starting pitcher suffered shoulder inflammation throwing a pitch in yesterday’s game. Team doctors told BNN today that Goodrich would miss 4 months of the season.

Bad News for Rivendell, Gandealas Fáldur Hurt

Friday, April 16th, 2038
Gandealas Fáldur of the Rivendell Royals could be headed for the disabled list after suffering elbow inflammation in a game against the Bree Cheese. He is expected to miss at least 5-6 weeks. The Rivendell closer was injured throwing a pitch.

Royals-Titans Deal: Holyday for Goodrich

Monday, March 8th, 2038
In a move that has left many fans wondering, the Rivendell Royals have traded 31-year-old RHP Annun Elrailbo and 25-year-old RHP Tariyel Holyday to the Minas Tirith Titans. In return, the Royals receive 34-year-old LHP Crystal Goodrich.

Holyday’s career stats include a 20-14 record, 314.2 innings, 219 strikeouts, and a 4.58 ERA.

Lifetime Goodrich has a 119-71 won-lost record with a 3.35 ERA.

Rivendell, Minas Tirith Agree to Deal

Monday, March 8th, 2038
Both sides appear content with the trade finalized today that will send 29-year-old C Radiden Tunneldelver and 29-year-old minor league 1B Telseen Celadriendil to the Minas Tirith Titans, while the Rivendell Royals will receive 36-year-old RF Gamahir Eléwen.

“This is a move that filled a few gaps in our roster,” said Lord Elladan, Royals general manager.

For his part, the Titans GM said the trade was made “in the best interest of our organization’s future.” BNN analysts reported that on paper the trade seemed to be a plus for both ball clubs.

Lifetime Tunneldelver is hitting .263 with 393 hits, 51 home runs, 184 runs scored and 181 RBIs.

Eléwen currently has a career .277 batting average with 1064 hits, good for 65 home runs, 484 RBIs and 474 runs.

RP Manny the Obese Agrees to Pact with Rivendell

Saturday, January 16th, 2038
Rivendell announced the signing of reliever Manny the Obese earlier today, ending speculation on who they would acquire to fill the void at that position.

the Obese will earn $2,710,000 per year, and will be with the club for 1 year.

Since he broke in, the Obese has picked up 34 wins, 35 losses and 144 saves. He has posted a 4.05 ERA and recorded 644 strikeouts in 464.2 innings.