Category: Rivendell

Maker SC’s Best of the Week

Monday, May 11th, 2037
Ginyc Maker of the Rivendell Royals had an award-winning week and today was voted the Player of the Week by the Shire Conference.

For the week the 28-year-old right fielder batted .423 (11-for-26) with 3 home runs and 6 RBIs.

Thus far this year Maker is batting .261 with 6 home runs, 14 RBIs and 16 runs scored.

Rivendell Loses No-Tooth for Year

Sunday, April 26th, 2037
Lanai No-Tooth will soon find out from his doctors if his season will continue. The first diagnosis was not too positive and indicated the Rivendell starting pitcher could miss the remainder of the year. No-Tooth was injured while throwing a pitch in the Royals-Merry Fellows clash at Shire Greens Stadium recently. Doctors said he has a torn ulnar collateral ligament and would be out a minimum of 13 months.

Rivendell Inks Star 2B to $15,600,000 Deal

Wednesday, December 31st, 2036
The euphoria surrounding a big-name deal can sometimes overshadow the deal itself. Occasionally a team will mortgage its future to make a big splash, though no one in Rivendell was worried about that today as the club finalized terms with Pugnash Humanslurper.

Humanslurper will earn $7,800,000 per year over 2 years.

In his 1774-game career, Humanslurper has hit at a .266 clip and collected 1680 hits with 362 doubles, 59 triples, 212 homers, and 879 RBIs.

Rivendell: CL Fáldur Coming to Town

Tuesday, December 30th, 2036
The Royals pulled out all the stops today to announce the signing of closer Gandealas Fáldur. The 32-year-old is one of the game’s preeminent playmakers and has definitely proven why he was such an attractive signing.

The contract is a 3-year deal worth $20,700,000.

Lifetime Fáldur has a 34-34 won-lost record and a 2.77 ERA with 230 saves. He has made 409 games, logged 432 innings and fanned 620 batters.

Gorimli Shuts the Door on Mirkwood, Records 300th Save.

Thursday, September 11th, 2036
Baseball is a numbers game, which means that every milestone reached is special for a player. Today relief specialist Signar Gorimli of the Rivendell Royals joined the coveted 300-save club, proving that he is one of the best in the business. The 32-year-old Gorimli closed out today’s 5-3 win, throwing 1 innings and surrendering no runs and no hits to beat the Mirkwood Sylvan at Woodland Field.

In his career Gorimli has appeared in 654 games, saving 300.