Apples.
While they are advertised as being good for you, they will not, in fact, “keep the doctor away” if you try putting them into your lungs.
So, remember kiddies, never attempt to drive down the road whilst eating an apple. You never know when you’ll get the urge to sing. (Or at least finish chewing before you start belting out the tunes, ok?)
*cough*
*hack*
*spew*
And, remember, an apple a day keeps the Solonor regular.
Thank you so much for this bit of wisdom. I had never even considered not sucking fruit into my lungs! I’m guessing that it might be bad to inhale while diving for pennies too! You are wise beyond your years. 🙂
BTW, I’m glad you didn’t crash and that you lived to tell the tale.
My brother Jack can add to this safety warning; never salt a McDonald’s hamburger on the highway…. *BANG* right off the road and over the culvert!