Dr. Demento's TOP 100 (or so) DEMENTED HITS (from Funny 25’s) - 1974 to 2021

Rank

Title

Artist

1st Yr

Points

1

Fish Heads

Barnes & Barnes

1978

553

2

Dead Puppies

The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

1977

535

3

They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Napoleon XIV

1974

382

4

Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head

The Frantics

1987

279

5

Wet Dream

Kip Addotta

1984

261

6

Existential Blues

Tom “T-Bone” Stankus

1980

235

7

Pencil Neck Geek

Fred Blassie

1977

201

8

Bulbous Bouffant

Radio Free Vestibule

1995

194

9

Star Trekkin'

The Firm

1987

163

10

Yoda

Weird Al” Yankovic

1981

161

11

The Smoke-Off

Shel Silverstein

1979

147

12

The Scotsman

Bryan Bowers

1983

141

13

The Devil Went To Jamaica

Travis Meyer

1998

122

14

The Ballad Of Irving

Frank Gallop

1975

121

15

The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

Julie Brown

1984

118

16

Shaving Cream

Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn)

1974

115

17

Cows With Guns

Dana Lyons

1997

114

18

Viagra In The Waters

Camille West

1999

110

19

Squirrels

The Beastly Boys

1987

108

20

Kinko The Clown

The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

1980

105

21

Another One Rides The Bus

Weird Al” Yankovic

1980

100

22

Stardrek

Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara

1975

94

23

Spam

Monty Python

1975

93

24

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent

Jef Jaisun

1974

92

25

Who's On First

Abbott & Costello

1974

82

26

Dungeons And Dragons

The Dead Alewives

1996

78

27

Da Turdy Point Buck

Bananas At Large

1992

71

28

White & Nerdy

"Weird Al" Yankovic

2006

70

29

Shaving Cream

Dr. Demento & The Westwood Tubercular Chorus

1980

69

30

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)

Weird Al” Yankovic

1996

68

31

Kick Ass USA

Milo Tremley

1990

64

32

The Chainsaw Juggler

The Four Postmen

1999

62

33

The Saga Begins

Weird Al” Yankovic

1999

61

34

Carrot Juice Is Murder

The Arrogant Worms

1995

60

35

Amish Paradise

Weird Al” Yankovic

1996

59

36

The Time Warp

The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack

1978

57

37

Re: Your Brains

Jonathan Coulton

2006

55

38

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Lemon Demon

2006

54

39


My Dead Dog Rover

Stu, Dave & Hank and Their Aeolian Duo-Art Piano

1978

52

40

Rock And Roll Doctor

Travesty, Ltd.

1981

51


Last Will And Temperament

The Frantics

1985

51


The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati

Rose & The Arrangement (Possum)

1974

51

43

Big Bruce

Steve Greenberg

1974

50


Polka Dot Undies

Bowser & Blue

1986

50

45

Gilligan's Island (Stairway)

Little Roger & The Goosebumps

1978

49


I've Got No More F's To Give

Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esq.

2019

49

47

The Lumberjack Song

Monty Python

1975

48

48

Junk Food Junkie

Larry Groce

1975

47


Making Love In A Subaru

Damaskas

1978

47

50

99 Words For Boobs

Robert Lund

2007

46


Institutionalized

Brak

2018

46

52

It's A Gas

Alfred E. Neuman

1974

45

53

The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song

Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack

1992

44


It's All About The Pentiums

Weird Al” Yankovic

1999

44

55

Boogie In Your Butt

Eddie Murphy

1983

43


No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat

The Happy Schnapps Combo

1993

43


Eat It

Weird Al” Yankovic

1984

43

58

Earache My Eye

Cheech & Chong (featuring Alice Bowie)

1977

41


A Trip To Jurassic Park

Whimsical Will

1993

41

60

Masochism Tango

Tom Lehrer

1974

40


Deteriorata

National Lampoon

1974

40


Gumball Wizard

Brad Stanfield

1976

40


Marvin I Love You

Marvin the Paranoid Android

1983

40


Lunchlady Land

Adam Sandler

1994

40


Monster Hash

The Toyes

1996

40


Stealing Like A Hobbit

the great Luke Ski

2003

40

68

Harry's Jockstrap

Dickie Goodman

1981

39


One More Minute

Weird Al” Yankovic

1985

39

70

My Bologna

Weird Al” Yankovic

1979

38


Street Meat (You Keep Tauntin' Me)

Mike Phirman

2010

38


Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Monty Python

1979

38

73

I Love Rocky Road

Weird Al” Yankovic

1982

36

74

Boobs A Lot

The Holy Modal Rounders

1974

35


Space Invaders

Uncle Vic

1980

35


Star Wars Cantina

Mark Jonathan Davis

1997

35


My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vaccuum Cleaner

Power Salad

2005

35

78

Hamster Love

Big Daddy

1977

34


Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version)

Adam Sandler

1996

34


Me Like Hockey

The Arrogant Worms

1998

34


Fake Adult

the great Luke Ski

2014

34


Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck

Krypton

1987

34

83

I Like

Colleen Green

2018

33

84

Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh

Allan Sherman

1976

32


My Girlfriend Is Inflatable

John Mammoser

1988

32


The Second Week Of Deer Camp

Da Yoopers

1989

32


Army Careers

The Frantics

2004

32


After Ever After

Jon Cozart

2013

32

89

Bedrock Anthem

Weird Al” Yankovic

1993

31


Whatever You Like

Weird Al” Yankovic

2008

31


When You Wish Upon A Death Star

the great Luke Ski

2012

31

92

Bounce Your Boobies

Rusty Warren

1974

30


It's Business Time

Flight Of The Conchords

2007

30


Craigslist

Weird Al” Yankovic

2009

30

95

Punk Polka

The Toons

1980

29


Ice Box Man

George Carlin

1982

29


7-Eleven

Led Slurpee

1991

29


Know Your Doctors

Amanda Cohen

2013

29

99

King Tut

Steve Martin

1978

28


Bras On 45

Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups

1982

28


Fat

Weird Al” Yankovic

1988

28