{"id":3081,"date":"2026-05-07T20:33:32","date_gmt":"2026-05-08T00:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/?p=3081"},"modified":"2026-05-07T20:33:32","modified_gmt":"2026-05-08T00:33:32","slug":"rivendells-humanslurper-injured-out-of-lineup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/2026\/05\/07\/rivendells-humanslurper-injured-out-of-lineup\/","title":{"rendered":"Rivendell&#8217;s Humanslurper Injured, Out of Lineup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/player_27355.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"90\" height=\"135\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1926\" \/>Sunday, March 17th , 2052<br \/>\nThe Rivendell Royals were informed today by team doctors that left fielder Dablag Humanslurper sustained elbow tendinitis in a recent game against the Bree Cheese and will not play for 2-3 months. Humanslurper was hurt throwing the ball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday, March 17th , 2052 The Rivendell Royals were informed today by team doctors that left fielder Dablag Humanslurper sustained elbow tendinitis in a recent game against the Bree Cheese and will not play for 2-3 months. Humanslurper was hurt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/2026\/05\/07\/rivendells-humanslurper-injured-out-of-lineup\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1926,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rivendell-royals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3081"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3082,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3081\/revisions\/3082"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}