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Forty Years in the Fog<\/h1>\n

By: The Senior Desk | Shire & Mordor Beat<\/p>\n<\/header>\n

The 2052 season is upon us, and if you believe MESN\u2019s composite, the Shire holds a marginal edge over Mordor. Personally, I\u2019ve seen enough “marginal edges” to know they usually end up in the gutter by mid-July.<\/p>\n

The Institutional Knowledge<\/h2>\n

The lead story isn’t a contender; it\u2019s Tom Bombadil<\/strong>. He\u2019s starting his fortieth consecutive season at the helm of the Old Forest Merry Fellows. The Head Bumps Chart\u2014after a long afternoon of “palpating” the managerial cohort\u2014found Bombadil\u2019s tactical region “remarkably unchanged since 2012”. I\u2019ve outlasted most of the general managers in this league, and so has he.<\/p>\n

Around him, the league looks like a daycare. Sixteen of twenty-four dugouts are run by rookies. Then you have Mikee the German<\/strong> over at the Dead Marshes, entering year twenty with a manager rating of 20. The Bumps Chart confirmed the number twice and then asked not to be shown again. Lord Panda\u2019s thirty-year tenure at Grey Havens (rating: 36) rounds out a group of skippers who apparently have photos of their owners in compromising positions.<\/p>\n

Follow the Galleons<\/h2>\n

Minas Tirith<\/strong> took a $58 million haircut this offseason, the largest payroll drop in the league. Meanwhile, the Lothlorien Lumberjacks<\/strong> went the other way, adding $27 million to sit on a $189 million throne.<\/p>\n

The Goblin Coin Flip landed heads this year. Translation: Wealth, not efficiency, will win out in 2052. Bad news for Bree Cheese<\/strong>, who spent like kings and finished four games under .500.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Milestone Watch & Oddities<\/h2>\n

The aging-stars list reads like a roll call from a decade ago. Ferdinand “Apple Pip” Puttifoot<\/strong> is 41 and sitting 26 homers away from 1,000. He\u2019s still the central figure of the MESN award slate, though the Predictor Monkey<\/em> famously pushed Puttifoot\u2019s logo off the board in a fit of rage.<\/p>\n