{"id":3190,"date":"2026-06-08T21:40:59","date_gmt":"2026-06-09T01:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/?p=3190"},"modified":"2026-06-08T21:40:59","modified_gmt":"2026-06-09T01:40:59","slug":"big-bang-3-hr-for-dead-marshes-the-masher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/2026\/06\/08\/big-bang-3-hr-for-dead-marshes-the-masher\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Bang! 3 HR for Dead Marshes’ *the Masher"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Wednesday, May 15th , 2052
\nIt was a day for the record books for Dead Marshes Uruk-hai shortstop Ugak *the Masher, who walloped three out of Uruk-hai Field against the Hops. However, not even a three-homer game could prevent the Hops from getting the 9-7 victory.<\/p>\n

“We threw some good pitches and they hit ’em, and we made some bad pitches and they hit ’em. That’s a good strategy for losing ballgames,” Dead Marshes skipper Mikee the German joked after the loss.<\/p>\n

*the Masher still had a few opportunities to celebrate along the way. He was 3-for-5 for the day, batting in 5 runs and scoring 3 times.<\/p>\n

“I never, ever thought I would hit three home runs,” *the Masher said. “I hit three home runs once when I was 12 in Little League and I thought that was going to be the last time.”<\/p>\n

Ugak *the Masher grounded out in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Chae-ku Ogura in the 4th, hit a solo-shot off Chae-ku Ogura in the 6th, hit a three-run home run off Skorbosh Earthcrawler in the 7th and grounded out in the 8th.<\/p>\n

*the Masher is hitting .346 for the season with 10 home runs, 22 RBIs and 29 runs scored. He has 47 hits in 136 at-bats and played in 37 games.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wednesday, May 15th , 2052 It was a day for the record books for Dead Marshes Uruk-hai shortstop Ugak *the Masher, who walloped three out of Uruk-hai Field against the Hops. However, not even a three-homer game could prevent the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":174,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dead-marshes-uruk-hai"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3191,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3190\/revisions\/3191"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/solonor.com\/baseball\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}