Top 100 Demented Hits

I've taken the liberty of assigning points to all of the songs on the Dr. Demento Funny 25's, which were provided by Jeff Morris and the newsgroup. I have some rules about ties and which broadcast to count (some years there were two), but I won't bore you with them. You should just enjoy this wacky list!

NEW! Download a copy of the list in PDF format. Click here!

An MP3 A Day

Tired of Top40 Radio, Yet?

If you haven't already picked up on the 365 Days project at, you need to get caught up! Every day in 2003, a new MP3 will be available for download. A lot of this is stuff like you can find on Songs in the Key of Z. Most of it is strange. Some of it is amazing.

For All You Bruces

Monty Python teaches philosophy (sort of)

Come on everyone! "Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable..." The Philosophers Song

Bad Songs Say So Much

Here they are! The Worst Ever!

Our panel of experts (Sgt. Grump, Charmian, CableMan, JustAGirl, DeBuG, Pest and Solonor) put many, many minutes of painstaking research into this list. Enjoy it.

Click here for a list of our stinky nominees.

Our Honored Sewage
Bad Songs
April Wine - Just Between You and Me
Barry Manilow - I Write the Songs
Captain & Tenille - Muskrat Love
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting
Lionel Ritchie - Three Times a Lady
Melanie - Rollerskates
Michael Murphy - Wildfire
Minnie Riperton - Lovin' You
Ohio Express - Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
Paul Anka - Havin' My Baby
Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
Sammy Johns - Chevy Van
Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight
Terry Jacks - Seasons in the Sun

Bad Performances
Andy Griffith - House of the Rising Sun
Jack Palance - Sweethearts of the Rodeo
Leonard Nimoy - Proud Mary
Mae West - Twist and Shout
Phyllis Diller - Satisfaction
William Shatner - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Just barely didn't make the cut
Archies - Sugar, Sugar
B.J. Thomas - Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers - Islands in the Stream
Eric Carmen - All By Myself
Firefall - You Are the Woman
Mac Davis - Stop and Smell the Roses
Spinners - Rubberband Man

100 Greatest Guitarists

All-Star Millennium Guitar Special at

O.K., so I'm a little past due...give me a break! At least the Top 100 Players of All Time will serve as a good introduction to this cool site. Check out the History of the Guitar while you're there.

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