SCIFI AND FANTASY LEAGUE
DYSON SPHERES AT NEW NEW YORK BLERNSBALLERS
05/13/2052
 
SCIFI AND FANTASY LEAGUE
DYSON SPHERES AT NEW NEW YORK BLERNSBALLERS
GAME ID: 6525 - MONDAY, MAY 13TH , 2052 - GAME LOG
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 R H E
Dyson Spheres (13-14) 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 5 1 10 15 1
New New York Blernsballers (14-12) 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 2 2 0 9 14 0
Spheres Rally to Win, 10-9
The Dyson Spheres overcame a big game from New New York third baseman Janice Foxburr to pick up a win at Blernsballers Ballpark. The final score was 10-9, Dyson, in 10 innings. Foxburr was 3-3 with a home run and 2 singles. He scored 2 runs and drove in 4. The winner in relief was Hubbag Chobanian. He is now 2-1. The right-hander allowed 2 runs on 3 hits in 2 innings. Dyson now sits at 13-14, while New New York falls to 14-12.

The game was at a stalemate until catcher Dagzag Ghoulslicer came to bat in the top of the tenth. Facing New New York pitcher Krarg Eyelover, he hit a first pitch changeup for a run-scoring single. It was a game-changer, putting Dyson on top, 10-9.

"I like the grit of this ballclub," Ghoulslicer said.
DYSON BATTING LINESCORE NEW NEW YORK BATTING LINESCORE
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
S. Gnollscarer 1B 5 2 0 1 1 1 4 .216 0 6
K. Armcrawler CF 5 2 2 2 0 2 3 .303 5 15
C. Woodenguard DH 5 1 2 1 0 3 0 .312 7 16
S. Bratvold RF 5 1 2 4 0 1 1 .311 8 19
T. Yonkers 2B 5 0 0 0 0 3 2 .264 2 8
B. the Goblin Killer LF 5 0 1 0 0 0 1 .280 2 13
T. Tverskoi 3B 5 1 2 0 0 2 1 .216 0 1
K. of the Lake SS 5 2 3 0 0 0 2 .273 1 8
D. Ghoulslicer C 5 1 3 2 0 0 1 .286 1 3
Totals 45 10 15 10 1 12 15      
BATTING
Doubles: C. Woodenguard (4, 1st Inning off Z. the Drooler, 1 on, 1 out) , K. of the Lake 2 (7, 2nd Inning off Z. the Drooler, 0 on, 2 outs; 7th Inning off V. Spleensmasher, 0 on, 0 outs) , D. Ghoulslicer (2, 2nd Inning off Z. the Drooler, 1 on, 2 outs) , T. Tverskoi (2, 9th Inning off H. Fumlefot, 0 on, 0 outs)
Triples: K. of the Lake (1, 10th Inning off K. Eyelover, 0 on, 2 outs)
Home Runs: K. Armcrawler (5, 5th Inning off Z. the Drooler, 1 on, 1 out) , S. Bratvold (8, 9th Inning off H. Fumlefot, 3 on, 2 outs)
Total Bases: K. Armcrawler 5 , C. Woodenguard 3 , S. Bratvold 5 , B. the Goblin Killer , T. Tverskoi 3 , K. of the Lake 7 , D. Ghoulslicer 4
2-out RBI: S. Bratvold , D. Ghoulslicer 2
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: S. Gnollscarer , K. Armcrawler , T. Yonkers
Team LOB: 6

BASERUNNING
CS: T. Tverskoi (1)

FIELDING
Errors: S. Bratvold (3)
Double Plays: 2 (Tverskoi-Yonkers-Gnollscarer, of the Lake-Yonkers-Gnollscarer)
Player AB R H RBI BB K LOB AVG HR RBI
R. Tyrneladhelu CF 6 1 1 2 0 1 2 .194 1 11
T. Halflingslobbr SS 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 .220 0 8
   a-J. Foxburr PH, 3B 3 2 3 4 0 0 0 .273 1 7
M. *van Schoonhoven 2B 6 0 2 0 0 1 3 .365 3 9
T. Djurdjuvic DH 6 0 1 1 0 2 6 .257 5 22
M. Moss 1B 3 1 1 0 2 2 1 .261 2 14
Z. Orama 3B, SS 4 0 2 0 1 1 4 .247 3 10
E. Salsameda LF 5 2 2 2 0 0 5 .253 4 11
W. Headstrong C 3 1 0 0 1 2 2 .152 2 11
   b-B. Devilgobbler PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .270 0 2
   c-K. Beladrieng C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .125 0 1
B. the Untidy RF 3 2 1 0 2 1 1 .205 1 5
Totals 42 9 14 9 7 10 24      
a - J. Foxburr pinch hit for T. Halflingslobbr in the 7th
b - B. Devilgobbler pinch hit for W. Headstrong in the 9th
c - K. Beladrieng substituted for B. Devilgobbler in the 10th

BATTING
Doubles: R. Tyrneladhelu (6, 7th Inning off K. Elfprodder, 3 on, 0 outs) , T. Djurdjuvic (5, 7th Inning off M. Handwalker, 1 on, 1 out)
Home Runs: J. Foxburr (1, 8th Inning off M. Handwalker, 1 on, 2 outs) , E. Salsameda (4, 9th Inning off H. Chobanian, 1 on, 2 outs)
Total Bases: R. Tyrneladhelu 2 , T. Halflingslobbr , J. Foxburr 6 , M. *van Schoonhoven 2 , T. Djurdjuvic 2 , M. Moss , Z. Orama 2 , E. Salsameda 5 , B. the Untidy
2-out RBI: J. Foxburr , E. Salsameda
Runners left in scoring position, 2 outs: T. Djurdjuvic , Z. Orama , E. Salsameda , W. Headstrong
GIDP: T. Djurdjuvic , E. Salsameda
Team LOB: 10
DYSON PITCHING LINESCORE NEW NEW YORK PITCHING LINESCORE
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
T. Ettincutter 6.0 5 1 1 4 5 0 104 4.63   
K. Elfprodder 0.0 2 4 4 2 0 0 22 4.37   
M. Handwalker 2.0 4 2 2 0 3 1 35 2.53   
H. Chobanian W (2-1), BS (2) 2.0 3 2 2 1 2 1 39 2.84   
PITCHING
Game Score: T. Ettincutter 59
Batters Faced: T. Ettincutter 25, K. Elfprodder 4, M. Handwalker 10, H. Chobanian 10
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: T. Ettincutter 6-5, K. Elfprodder 0-0, M. Handwalker 2-1, H. Chobanian 1-3
Pitches - Strikes: T. Ettincutter 104-60, K. Elfprodder 22-11, M. Handwalker 35-24, H. Chobanian 39-27
Inherited Runners - Scored: K. Elfprodder 1-1 , M. Handwalker 1-1
Player IP H R ER BB K HR PI ERA   
Z. the Drooler 6.0 6 4 4 1 7 1 99 3.16   
V. Spleensmasher 2.0 2 0 0 0 2 0 26 6.87   
H. Fumlefot BS (1) 0.2 4 5 5 0 1 1 22 6.00   
S. Berilan 0.1 0 0 0 0 1 0 6 0.00   
K. Eyelover L (0-1) 1.0 3 1 1 0 1 0 18 2.84   
PITCHING
Game Score: Z. the Drooler 50
Batters Faced: Z. the Drooler 25, V. Spleensmasher 8, H. Fumlefot 7, S. Berilan 1, K. Eyelover 5
Ground Outs - Fly Outs: Z. the Drooler 5-6, V. Spleensmasher 2-2, H. Fumlefot 2-0, S. Berilan 0-0, K. Eyelover 0-1
Pitches - Strikes: Z. the Drooler 99-69, V. Spleensmasher 26-16, H. Fumlefot 22-14, S. Berilan 6-3, K. Eyelover 18-11
GAME NOTES
Player of the Game: Janice Foxburr
Ballpark: Blernsballers Ballpark
Weather: Partly Cloudy (62 degrees), wind blowing out to left at 6 mph
Start Time: 7:05 PM CET
Time: 4:11
Attendance: 36615
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