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Narnia Swaps Wisebattler to Dyson for the Slobberer Saturday, July 27th , 2052 Fans in Narnia woke up this morning to learn that their team had traded 23-year old minor league C Pontoon Wisebattler, 23-year old minor league RF Tatu Bloodybeard, and a 4th round draft pick to the Dyson Spheres. In return, the Badgers will receive 39-year old RHP Sjors the Slobberer. For his career, the Slobberer has picked up 10 wins and 13 losses with 15 saves, a 4.01 ERA and 177 strikeouts in 184 innings. |
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