Hall of Fame Inducts Starting Pitcher

Wednesday, June 30th, 2038
The Tolkien Baseball made it official today. They honored one of the best pitchers to ever step on the mound. In recognition of a superlative career, Duudak Heartmasher today joined the other legends in the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame.

He was introduced by his favorite manager, who said, “To be a successful manager you have to have two things: faith in God above … and several pitchers like Duudak Heartmasher on the mound.”

Baseball’s newest legend comes with great credentials. He entered the Hall with a 227-128 record, a 3.65 ERA, and 3681 strikeouts in 3212.1 innings. He retired from baseball at age 38.