Mordor Conference Picks Top Performer

Monday, August 29th, 2039
Dead Marshes Uruk-hai right fielder Farag Headmasher walked away with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award today after putting up some impressive numbers over the past seven days.

“The Uruk-hai fans are really behind me right now,” said the 26-year-old. “That helps. They give you the confidence to go out there and do better.”

Headmasher batted .462 (12-for-26) with 4 home runs and 10 RBIs this week on his way to the award.

Headmasher is currently batting .283 with 27 home runs and 68 RBIs.