Saturday, April 14th, 2040
Minas Tirith Titans starter Eruushnak Goblinmaster really did a number on the Bywater Bounders today, shutting them out 6-0 on 1 hit in a complete game victory. He issued 2 walks and had 14 strikeouts.
“We didn’t have good at-bats,” Bywater manager Girith of Rhun. “I don’t make excuses, but when we were playing the game, our energy didn’t show. That comes from either extremely good pitching or extremely lousy hitting and seeing as our team has a bunch of good hitters, I have to tip my cap to Goblinmaster.”