*Knucklebreaker Raps 400th Roundtripper

Sunday, April 21st, 2041
Bree catcher Eideron *Knucklebreaker blasted himself into an elite group of baseball players. Today he joined the exclusive 400 home run club in the Cheese 8-3 loss to the Bucklebury Fairies.

“As soon as I hit it, I knew it was gone. I was happy to move on. Now I can go and have some fun. It is a weight lifted off my shoulders,” *Knucklebreaker told the press. He admitted just how much pressure he had been feeling. “Especially every time you’d get out of the hotel, everybody would say, ‘Hey, when are you going to hit it?'”

In his milestone game, *Knucklebreaker went 1 for 4 with 2 RBI and 1 run scored.

*Knucklebreaker’s career batting average stands at .303, and he has 400 home runs.