Monday, July 1st, 2041
Guggek Hammerarm of the Old Forest Merry Fellows might have lost a step over the years, but the 36-year-old designated hitter can still get it done. He beat out several other worthy Shire Conference hitters over this past week to claim the Player of the Week Award.
Hammerarm posted a .480 batting average with 4 home runs and 10 RBIs last week while scoring 7 runs. For the week he was 12 for 25.
Hammerarm is batting at a .258 pace this season, picking up 73 hits in 283 at-bats with 16 home runs, 38 RBIs and 42 runs scored.