Number 2000 for Goldtearer

Sunday, August 11th, 2041
Marin Goldtearer of the Dunharrow Devils earned his membership in the exclusive 2000-hit club this afternoon at Capital One Stadium. The 37-year-old first baseman got his milestone hit in the Devils 12-3 triumph over the Numenor Kings. Goldtearer went 2-for-5 for the game.

Looking at his career stats, Goldtearer is batting .316 and has totaled 380 home runs.