Nosebasher Sold to Wookies

Monday, December 2nd, 2041
The Royals have reached a deal with Mos Eisley, sending 20-year-old minor league C Braknuk Nosebasher and 18-year-old minor league CF Blutruk the Ripper to the Wookies in exchange for $17,550,000 in cash. Reports had been hinting at a deal in recent days, but weren’t confirmed until this afternoon.