Ettincrawler Shows Up to Camp…Different

Monday, March 3rd, 2042
Ettincrawler laughs when asked about his weight loss, “The first thing one of the boys asked is – where’s the rest of you? And you know, he had a point.”

Over the last several months, Suuggek Ettincrawler was working out harder, more often and more diligently than he ever had in his life and the results are obvious. Said the Bree Cheese center fielder, “I haven’t literally lost a ton but I sure feel like I have.”

It is widely expected that the 30 year old Ettincrawler will see a lot better results on the field. Said one anonymous scout, “Suuggek has always been an amazing athlete held back by his weight. With this change, I think he is in store to have a career year.”