Monday, May 19th, 2042
25-year-old Porb Nave sent shock waves through Tolkien Baseball last week with an eye-popping performance that brought him the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award.
A newcomer to the league, Nave made the establishment sit up and take notice, punishing opposing pitchers with a .714 average, 10 hits in 14 at-bats, no home runs and 3 RBI.
Where the Dagorlad Disaster second baseman goes from here, only the baseball gods know for sure, but Nave certainly made his mark last week.
This year Nave is hitting .189 with 2 home runs and 10 RBIs to his credit. He has gotten on base at a .252 clip and scored 7 runs.