Sunday, September 29th, 2041
While the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai clubhouse is normally a jovial and upbeat place, things were extremely solemn today. That’s because the club is now officially eliminated from playoff contention.
Dead Marshes last appeared in the postseason in 2035. This is their 6th consecutive year missing the playoffs, and in total they have not advanced past the regular season 27 times in their 38-year history. In the last 10 seasons, the Uruk-hai have missed the playoffs 5 times.