Thursday, September 19th, 2041
The season is ending on a bad note for Snarly *Zottmiester, shortstop for the Weathertop Witch Kings. It was announced today that he will miss the rest of the season because of injury. *Zottmiester was hurt against the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai while running the bases. He suffered a torn posterior cruciate ligament and will be out for at least 10 months.
This year *Zottmiester has hit at a .303 clip with 143 hits, 4 home runs, 25 RBIs and 73 runs scored.