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Beladrieng Makes Splash in Mordor

What does it feel like to arrive? Not to show up, not to log a first week on a new roster — but to genuinely, undeniably arrive, so that opposing dugouts are taking notes and the league's older hands are nudging each other in the way that means pay attention to this one? Tewfik Beladrieng is 23 years old, and he seems… Read more ›

Misty Mountain Goes Shopping: Hops Complete Two Minor-League Deals in One Day

The Misty Mountain Hops completed two minor-league trades on April 9th — both on the same day, which, as MESN noted when the Bywater Bounders accomplished the same feat in the preseason, is not a common occurrence in Tolkien Baseball's organizational calendars. In the first transaction, the Hops sent 18-year-old… Read more ›

Phenom Arm Gone: Dol Guldur's Durieux Out with Broken Elbow

What does it mean to lose a pitcher before the season has really started? For the Dol Guldur Dragons, 3-3 and already scrapping for position in the Mordor Conference's Orc Division, it means losing the one arm on the rotation they could count on cheap, indefinitely, and without a second thought. Iver Durieux is done… Read more ›

More News
MC Awards Best Batter Prize to BeladriengTolkien — 04/14/2053

23-year-old Tewfik Beladrieng sent shock waves through Tolkien Baseball last week with an eye-popping performance that brought him the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. A…

Week's Best Player Honored by SCTolkien — 04/14/2053

It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. Fildaerae MacCooey , the Erebor Eagles 21-year-old catc…

Red-Hot Armortearer MEIL Player of the WeekMEIL — 04/14/2053

In the twilight of his career, 35-year-old Justin Armortearer of Cirith Ninniach recaptured some of the old magic last week and came away with the Middle Earth Independent League P…

More Injury Problems for Bucklebury's Alok ElassidilTolkien — 04/14/2053

A frustrated Alok Elassidil told reporters today that he would be out an additional one week after suffering a relapse in his recovery from a strained oblique. "I thought my recove…

Bad News for Bywater, Fingertorturer InjuredTolkien — 04/14/2053

The Bywater Bounders learned that Krizburz Fingertorturer is likely to be out for 4 months after he injured himself throwing a pitch in today's game against the Mirkwood Sylvan . A…

Asgard Loses Ishkhan GnomekickerSciFi — 04/14/2053

A blow for Ishkhan Gnomekicker today -- team doctors confirmed he will miss 4-5 months with shoulder inflammation. Gnomekicker suffered the injury throwing a pitch. Although offici…

Cirith Ninniach Shuts Out Imlad Morgul Behind the Mangler, 1-0MEIL — 04/14/2053

Briblag the Mangler of the Cirith Ninniach 89ers blanked the Imlad Morgul Night Hawks , 1-0, in a complete-game win, limiting them to 4 hits while chalking up 8 strikeouts and givi…

Bad News for Dol Guldur, Iver Durieux HurtTolkien — 04/14/2053

When Iver Durieux was hurt against the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai , the Dol Guldur Dragons were hopeful that the injury was not serious. However, it proved to be more severe than first …

Standings
Elf Division
Merry Fellows42—W1
Miners331.0W1
Titans242.0W1
Sylvan242.0W1
Hobbit Division
Bounders42—L1
Fairies42—L1
Bears42—L1
Archers331.0W1
Dwarf Division
Eagles33—L1
Wyrms33—L1
Cheese241.0W1
Royals241.0L1
Orc Division
Raiders60—W6
Devils422.0W4
Hops333.0W1
Dragons333.0W2
Goblin Division
Disaster50—W5
Kings243.5L1
Darkwings154.5L4
Lumberjacks055.0L5
Troll Division
Stars33—L2
Slayers33—W3
Witch Kings22—L2
Uruk-hai241.0L3
Division 1
Spheres00——
Neuromancers00——
Rangers00——
Fireflies00——
Time Lords00——
Division 2
Sandcrawlers00——
Crashlanders00——
Hitchhikers00——
Cadets00——
Blernsballers00——
Division 1
Lost Boys00——
Dragons00——
Wizards00——
Giants00——
Slayers00——
Division 2
Vikings00——
Kobolds00——
Munchkins00——
Badgers00——
Centaurs00——
Division 1
Red Dragons42—W3
89ers42—W1
Blue Jays242.0L3
Rail Cats242.0L2
Night Hawks153.0L5
Division 2
Destroyers51—W5
Wheat Kings51—W2
Warriors332.0L1
Lakers243.0L2
Navigators243.0W2
Power Rankings
Tolkien
1Raiders10126-0
2Disaster10105-0
3Devils6754-2
4Merry Fellows6694-2
5Bounders6654-2
SciFi
1Spheres5000-0
2Neuromancers5000-0
3Rangers5000-0
4Fireflies5000-0
5Time Lords5000-0
MEIL
1Destroyers8435-1
2Wheat Kings8375-1
3Red Dragons6734-2
489ers6694-2
5Warriors4983-3
Playoff Picture
Tolkien
Shire Conference
★Old Forest Merry Fellows 4-2
★Bywater Bounders 4-2
★Erebor Eagles 3-3
WCBucklebury Fairies 4-2
WCCarrock Bears 4-2
+1.0Moria Miners 3-3
+1.0Lake Town Archers 3-3
+1.0Minas Ithil Wyrms 3-3
+2.0Minas Tirith Titans 2-4
+2.0Mirkwood Sylvan 2-4
+2.0Bree Cheese 2-4
+2.0Rivendell Royals 2-4
Mordor Conference
★Isengard Raiders 6-0
★Dagorlad Disaster 5-0
★Grey Havens Stars 3-3
WCDunharrow Devils 4-2
WCMisty Mountain Hops 3-3
+0.0Dol Guldur Dragons 3-3
+0.0Minas Morgul Slayers 3-3
+0.0Weathertop Witch Kings 2-2
+1.0Numenor Kings 2-4
+1.0Dead Marshes Uruk-hai 2-4
+2.0Ravenhill Darkwings 1-5
+2.5Lothlorien Lumberjacks 0-5
SciFi
SciFi League
★Dyson Spheres 0-0
★Tatooine Sandcrawlers 0-0
+0.0Chiba City Neuromancers 0-0
+0.0Babylon Five Rangers 0-0
+0.0Serenity Valley Fireflies 0-0
+0.0Gallifrey Time Lords 0-0
+0.0WeMadeIt Crashlanders 0-0
+0.0Intergalactic Hitchhikers 0-0
+0.0Star Fleet Academy Cadets 0-0
+0.0New New York Blernsballers 0-0
Fantasy League
★Neverland Lost Boys 0-0
★Asgard Vikings 0-0
+0.0Earthsea Dragons 0-0
+0.0Diagon Alley Wizards 0-0
+0.0Andelain Giants 0-0
+0.0Karak Kadrin Slayers 0-0
+0.0Forgotten Realms Kobolds 0-0
+0.0Land of Oz Munchkins 0-0
+0.0Narnia Badgers 0-0
+0.0Xanth Centaurs 0-0
MEIL
Middle Earth
★Angmar Red Dragons 4-2
★Belegost Destroyers 5-1
WCRhun Wheat Kings 5-1
WCCirith Ninniach 89ers 4-2
+1.0Lond Daer Warriors 3-3
+2.0Nurn Blue Jays 2-4
+2.0Edoras Rail Cats 2-4
+2.0Romenna Lakers 2-4
+2.0Tirion Navigators 2-4
+3.0Imlad Morgul Night Hawks 1-5
Milestone Chase
Recently Crossed
Molg Bloodcrawler
1,000 Innings Pitched — 2053 • BRE
Dejaalia Ragalla
100 Stolen Bases — 2053 • BUC
Till Underhill
3,000 Strikeouts — 2052 • ISE
Irene Knotwise
2,500 Hits — 2052 • GH
Gildor *Inglorion
2,500 Strikeouts — 2052 • RIV
Chasing Next
Morelf Dree • LOT
0.3 away from 1,000 Innings Pitched
Gandaudur Tyriand • MT
1 away from 100 Stolen Bases
Misagenes Foebinder • DUN
1 away from 200 Stolen Bases
Odessa Zooty • BYW
1 away from 300 Doubles
Berilac Holgate • OZ
1 away from 100 Home Runs
Hot / Cold Players
HotVigo Miller XAN • SciFi.600, 2 RBI
HotGoronyyv Glil-Garil XAN • SciFi.583, 1 RBI
HotLona Coreyna GAL • SciFi.571, 2 RBI
HotMerry Gardener WMI • SciFi.545, 1 HR, 1 RBI
HotPaladin Bolger DAG • Tolkien.526, 3 RBI
ColdÂlî Gwillas DYS • SciFi.000, 4 K
ColdSa-yoor Bratvold DYS • SciFi.000, 5 K
ColdCihangir Belelad LOT • Tolkien.000, 5 K
ColdBildad Wisebattler SV • SciFi.000, 5 K
ColdZidbog Starslobberer AND • SciFi.000, 5 K
Last 7 sim days — thru 2053-04-13
Players to Watch
VVigo Miller XAN • SciFi.600, 2 RBI
Paladin Bolger DAG • Tolkien.526, 3 RBI
Hottest bat in each league — click through for career cards
Rivalry Watch
Race watch: Dol Guldur Dragons
0.0 back of the final playoff spot in Mordor Conference.