Wednesday, July 20th , 2050
The baseball legends today welcomed to their exclusive club a new right fielder by the name of Duuk Braingobber. His induction ceremony was held today at the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame.
“I remember thinking to myself after I had had a couple of good years that if I keep doing this, maybe I just might make it to the Hall of Fame. The dream became a reality today and I must say this is a very proud day.
Over his career Braingobber batted .290 and collected 2267 hits, 116 home runs and 1100 RBIs. He played in 2201 games and retired from baseball at age 41. His best years came as a member of the Bree Cheese, whose hat he wore at his induction ceremony.
His former manager introduced Braingobber saying, “The big thing about Duuk is that he could hit any pitch. I don’t mean only strikes. He could hit a ball off his ankles or off his ear.”