Saturday, January 7th , 2051
Pil-joong Corcorane took the Eagles up on their lucrative $73,800,000 deal today, ending speculation on which baseball metropolis he would call home next year.
But the signing came at too high a price, say longtime fans who think the club is too focused on players whose prime years have passed them by.
In his all-time stats Corcorane is hitting .261 with 1443 hits, 376 home runs, 979 runs scored and 1069 RBIs.