Wednesday, March 8th , 2051
No matter what the Hobbit Lands threw at him, Ugak *the Masher hit it. He easily handled Hobbit Lands pitching, going 5 for 6 and helping the Orc Lands triumph, 16-1, at Vultures Field.
“The way I was swinging, I think I could have closed my eyes and hit the ball,” he told BNN reporters in the postgame interview.
Told of *the Masher’s quip, Hobbit Lands skipper Bill Metzinger said he “would take him up on that next time.”
Ugak *the Masher singled in the 1st, hit a solo-shot off Betsie Gamwich in the 3rd, hit an RBI single in the 4th, hit a two-run single in the 5th, hit an RBI single in the 6th and grounded out in the 8th.
In his tournament totals *the Masher has 1 home run and a .455 batting average.