Monday, May 27th , 2052
The Mordor Conference presented its Player of the Week Award to Dead Marshes Uruk-hai shortstop Ugak *the Masher.
“His numbers speak for themselves,” a club publicist said. “He’s been really seeing the ball well.”
Indeed, *the Masher has. Last week he went 11 for 22, batted .500 with 3 home runs and 8 RBIs.
Posting a .345 batting average to date, *the Masher has 13 home runs and 31 RBIs.