Monday, July 22nd , 2052
Rajkumar Ironsplitter had a week for the ages as he romped to the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award. The happy-go-lucky 35-year-old still plays ball like a kid, mashing and slashing as he goes.
The Bree Cheese second baseman hit .440 last week as he chalked up 11 hits in 25 at-bats, 4 home runs, 9 RBIs and 5 runs scored.
So far this year, Ironsplitter has 10 home runs and a .231 batting average.