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SP Borwick Agrees to Terms with Bree Cheese

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Sunday, January 12th , 2053 Iwao Borwick took the Cheese up on their lucrative $23,000,000 deal today, ending speculation on which baseball metropolis he would call home next year. But the signing came at too high a price, say longtime … Continue reading →

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Done Deal: Greenthumb for Wisebattler

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Sunday, January 12th , 2053 Earlier today, officials from the WeMadeIt Crashlanders and the Bree Cheese announced that they had finalized negotiations on a trade between the two teams. The deal will send 20-year old minor league RF Esmeralda Greenthumb … Continue reading →

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Cheese Sign SP Molg Bloodcrawler

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Friday, January 10th , 2053 Word of a huge deal between Molg Bloodcrawler and Bree broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The starting pitcher will join the Cheese for an estimated $27,200,000 per year over 4 … Continue reading →

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Weathertop Inks Kirchhoff to $26,800,000 Deal

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Saturday, January 4th , 2053 Witch Kings officials hailed the signing of Ragnar Kirchhoff as “an integral piece to our championship puzzle,” though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Kirchhoff will pocket $26,800,000 over 2 years. In his … Continue reading →

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CF Fleam Takes Bywater’s 5-Year Offer

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 31st , 2052 Ending months of speculation, the Bywater Bounders finalized a deal with Hugo Fleam earlier today, making the center fielder a very happy man. He’ll be making an estimated $12,600,000 a year for 5 years. In … Continue reading →

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Trade: Tyriand for Sil-Gal

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 30th , 2052 The Rivendell Royals addressed a concern today, coming to terms with the Minas Tirith Titans on a trade that will send 22-year old minor league RHP Skalug Hammerscarer, 32-year old SS Gandaudur Tyriand, 21-year old … Continue reading →

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Rivendell Sends the Hated to Ravenhill

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 30th , 2052 Rivendell and Ravenhill have swapped players. The Royals announced today that they have sent 27-year old LF Drogo Seraphim, 29-year old RHP Nuzgurg the Hated, a 4th round draft pick, and $20,000,000 in cash to … Continue reading →

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Merry Fellows, Blue Jays Swap Players

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 30th , 2052 There were plenty of hugs and handshakes all around as 33-year old RHP Cara Bridger and 22-year old minor league 2B Drukduh Cowstitcher left the Old Forest Merry Fellows today en route to joining the … Continue reading →

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Old Forest Trades the Crazy Bastard to Carrock for Yundraer

Posted on September 24, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 30th , 2052 The Old Forest Merry Fellows have finalized a deal with the Carrock Bears for the services of 24-year old minor league 2B Thuralia Yundraer. In exchange, the Bears will receive 27-year old RHP Thrudrub the … Continue reading →

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Hops-Neuromancers Swap: Wolfshaker for Brilhirion

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Sunday, December 29th , 2052 Proving the old adage that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, the Hops announced today the acquisition of 34-year old RHP Aerilaya Brilhirion from the Chiba City Neuromancers in exchange for 20-year old minor … Continue reading →

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