Category Archives: Bree Cheese

Meriken Signs $95,200,000 Pact with Bree

Posted on April 6, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 25th , 2051 Bree came to terms with veteran third baseman Camillo Meriken today, locking up the 34-year-old to a $95,200,000, 4-year deal. Meriken has played in 1511 games and is hitting .291 lifetime with 1061 RBIs, 1656 … Continue reading →

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Minas Tirith Sends McIlleriach to Bree

Posted on September 11, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, February 1st , 2051 According to BNN there were mixed emotions by the players involved in the trade between the Minas Tirith Titans and the Bree Cheese. As part of the deal, the Titans swapped 21-year old minor league … Continue reading →

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Cheese Reliever Cops Pitching Award

Posted on June 2, 2025 by commish

Monday, August 1st , 2050 The spotlight today is on Aubaudameira Kraok of the Bree Cheese. The bullpen ace was acclaimed the best pitcher in the Shire Conference for July. He compiled a 2-0 mark and an ERA of 0.00 … Continue reading →

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Duuk Braingobber Inducted into Hall Of Fame

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, July 20th , 2050 The baseball legends today welcomed to their exclusive club a new right fielder by the name of Duuk Braingobber. His induction ceremony was held today at the Tolkien Baseball Hall of Fame. “I remember thinking … Continue reading →

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Fionduil Joins HOF Immortals

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, July 20th , 2050 “When the game was on the line, I wanted Gollaiborn Fionduil on the mound for me. Tired, sick, or otherwise. Nobody was better at finishing off a game,” said one of his managers at Fionduil’s … Continue reading →

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Forgotten Heroes Inducted Into Hall

Posted on May 29, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, July 20th , 2050 A group of extraordinary players who, for one reason or another, failed to be elected into the Hall of Fame were given that honor by the Commissioner in a special ceremony today. The seven inductees … Continue reading →

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Rockcrusher Gets Call From Hall

Posted on May 19, 2025 by commish

Thursday, June 30th , 2050 The Tolkien Baseball made it official today. They honored one of the best pitchers to ever step on the mound. In recognition of a superlative career, Meriamli Rockcrusher today joined the other legends in the … Continue reading →

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May’s Best Hurler in SC Is Kraok

Posted on May 5, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, June 1st , 2050 In May, the best pitcher in the Shire Conference was Aubaudameira Kraok, thanks to some sensational numbers coming out of the bullpen. The Bree relief ace compiled a 1-0 mark and an ERA of 0.59 … Continue reading →

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SC Player of the Week Named

Posted on April 24, 2025 by commish

Monday, May 16th , 2050 The Shire Conference has made it official — Ruzdreg Bonedragger is this week’s winner of the Player of the Week Award. The Bree right fielder was sensational with a .567 batting average, 3 home runs … Continue reading →

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Amaranthae Ithruen Wins MVP in Mordor Conference Victory over Shire Conference

Posted on October 4, 2024 by commish

Tuesday, July 13th , 2049 The Mordor Conference All-Stars have bragging rights for the year after beating the Shire Conference All-Stars by a score of 12-8 at Woodland Field. Mordor Conference star Amaranthae Ithruen played a key role in the … Continue reading →

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