Category Archives: Bree Cheese

SP Borwick Agrees to Terms with Bree Cheese

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Sunday, January 12th , 2053 Iwao Borwick took the Cheese up on their lucrative $23,000,000 deal today, ending speculation on which baseball metropolis he would call home next year. But the signing came at too high a price, say longtime … Continue reading →

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Done Deal: Greenthumb for Wisebattler

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Sunday, January 12th , 2053 Earlier today, officials from the WeMadeIt Crashlanders and the Bree Cheese announced that they had finalized negotiations on a trade between the two teams. The deal will send 20-year old minor league RF Esmeralda Greenthumb … Continue reading →

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Cheese Sign SP Molg Bloodcrawler

Posted on September 28, 2026 by commish

Friday, January 10th , 2053 Word of a huge deal between Molg Bloodcrawler and Bree broke on BNN only minutes before it was officially announced. The starting pitcher will join the Cheese for an estimated $27,200,000 per year over 4 … Continue reading →

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Eartrembler and Meriken Dealt

Posted on September 21, 2026 by commish

Sunday, December 29th , 2052 The Ravenhill Darkwings and Bree Cheese have put the finishing touches on a deal that was weeks in the making. Ravenhill will part with 33-year old RHP Stephano Cameras and 20-year old minor league 1B … Continue reading →

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Bree Starter July’s Best Pitcher

Posted on July 20, 2026 by commish

Thursday, August 1st , 2052 Marçal Ivatt hated to see July turn to August. And who could blame him? The 27-year-old hurler piled up 4 wins and 1 loss for the Cheese last month and won the Shire Conference Pitcher … Continue reading →

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Ironsplitter Selected Top Performer in SC

Posted on July 13, 2026 by commish

Monday, July 22nd , 2052 Rajkumar Ironsplitter had a week for the ages as he romped to the Shire Conference Player of the Week Award. The happy-go-lucky 35-year-old still plays ball like a kid, mashing and slashing as he goes. … Continue reading →

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Ivatt Voted Best SC Pitcher in June

Posted on June 29, 2026 by commish

Monday, July 1st , 2052 The hottest hurler in the Shire Conference last month was Marçal Ivatt of the Bree Cheese. He caught the attention of everybody in the league with some eye-catching stats, good enough to win the SC … Continue reading →

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Bree First Baseman Hurt

Posted on June 11, 2026 by commish

Friday, May 24th , 2052 Camillo Meriken had to leave the Cheese game against Minas Ithil after suffering an oblique strain while running the bases. He will be out of the lineup at least 6 weeks. He told reporters, “I … Continue reading →

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Meriken Signs $95,200,000 Pact with Bree

Posted on April 6, 2026 by commish

Monday, December 25th , 2051 Bree came to terms with veteran third baseman Camillo Meriken today, locking up the 34-year-old to a $95,200,000, 4-year deal. Meriken has played in 1511 games and is hitting .291 lifetime with 1061 RBIs, 1656 … Continue reading →

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Minas Tirith Sends McIlleriach to Bree

Posted on September 11, 2025 by commish

Wednesday, February 1st , 2051 According to BNN there were mixed emotions by the players involved in the trade between the Minas Tirith Titans and the Bree Cheese. As part of the deal, the Titans swapped 21-year old minor league … Continue reading →

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