Category Archives: Dead Marshes Uruk-hai

Mordor Conference All-Star Fan Voting Update

Posted on June 15, 2026 by commish

Sunday, June 2nd , 2052 Below are the current standings for the Mordor Conference All-Star Fan voting (as of Sun. Jun. 2nd , 2052) for the All-Star Game, which will be played on Tue. Jul. 9th , 2052. The top … Continue reading →

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This Week’s Star Player is *the Masher

Posted on June 11, 2026 by commish

Monday, May 27th , 2052 The Mordor Conference presented its Player of the Week Award to Dead Marshes Uruk-hai shortstop Ugak *the Masher. “His numbers speak for themselves,” a club publicist said. “He’s been really seeing the ball well.” Indeed, … Continue reading →

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Mordor Conference All-Star Fan Voting Update

Posted on June 11, 2026 by commish

Sunday, May 26th , 2052 Below are the current standings for the Mordor Conference All-Star Fan voting (as of Sun. May 26th , 2052) for the All-Star Game, which will be played on Tue. Jul. 9th , 2052. The top … Continue reading →

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Big Bang! 3 HR for Dead Marshes’ *the Masher

Posted on June 8, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, May 15th , 2052 It was a day for the record books for Dead Marshes Uruk-hai shortstop Ugak *the Masher, who walloped three out of Uruk-hai Field against the Hops. However, not even a three-homer game could prevent the … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Wins MC’s Best Bat Trophy

Posted on June 1, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, May 1st , 2052 Ugak *the Masher was declared the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month today. Dead Marshes’s shortstop stroked 37 hits in 95 at-bats for a .389 average in April. He also hit 5 home runs, drove … Continue reading →

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MC Player of the Week, *the Masher of Dead Marshes

Posted on May 28, 2026 by commish

Monday, April 29th , 2052 Ugak *the Masher more than did his part for the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai over the last seven days and earned Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors in the process. The club’s shortstop logged an … Continue reading →

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Uruk-hai Reliever Hurt in Off-Field Mishap

Posted on May 11, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, March 20th , 2052 Kosmo Bostock of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai sustained an injury while saving a woman from being attacked by a mugger and is expected to miss 6 months. The reliever has a broken bone in the … Continue reading →

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It’s Official: RP Beastmaster Signs with Uruk-hai

Posted on April 23, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, February 7th , 2052 The Dead Marshes front office announced the signing of Mentha Beastmaster today as the team’s new reliever. The 29-year-old came to terms with the Uruk-hai and will be hauling in $5,800,000 a year over 2 … Continue reading →

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3B Alaenree Signs New Deal with Uruk-hai

Posted on April 9, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 26th , 2051 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Eldratha Alaenree and Dead Marshes became a reality, with the star opting for a $135,800,000 deal over 7 years. In his career, Alaenree … Continue reading →

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Ugak *the Masher Wins 5th Straight MVP

Posted on March 2, 2026 by commish

Saturday, November 18th , 2051 For the 5th season in a row, Ugak *the Masher has won the Mordor Conference Aragorn MVP Award. This is the 6th MVP award for the Dead Marshes second baseman. Ugak hit .384 with 40 … Continue reading →

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