Category Archives: Dead Marshes Uruk-hai

MC Player of the Week, *the Masher of Dead Marshes

Posted on May 28, 2026 by commish

Monday, April 29th , 2052 Ugak *the Masher more than did his part for the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai over the last seven days and earned Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors in the process. The club’s shortstop logged an … Continue reading →

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Uruk-hai Reliever Hurt in Off-Field Mishap

Posted on May 11, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, March 20th , 2052 Kosmo Bostock of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai sustained an injury while saving a woman from being attacked by a mugger and is expected to miss 6 months. The reliever has a broken bone in the … Continue reading →

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It’s Official: RP Beastmaster Signs with Uruk-hai

Posted on April 23, 2026 by commish

Wednesday, February 7th , 2052 The Dead Marshes front office announced the signing of Mentha Beastmaster today as the team’s new reliever. The 29-year-old came to terms with the Uruk-hai and will be hauling in $5,800,000 a year over 2 … Continue reading →

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3B Alaenree Signs New Deal with Uruk-hai

Posted on April 9, 2026 by commish

Tuesday, December 26th , 2051 As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Eldratha Alaenree and Dead Marshes became a reality, with the star opting for a $135,800,000 deal over 7 years. In his career, Alaenree … Continue reading →

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Ugak *the Masher Wins 5th Straight MVP

Posted on March 2, 2026 by commish

Saturday, November 18th , 2051 For the 5th season in a row, Ugak *the Masher has won the Mordor Conference Aragorn MVP Award. This is the 6th MVP award for the Dead Marshes second baseman. Ugak hit .384 with 40 … Continue reading →

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Superb Year for *the Masher, Wins Sam Gamgee Batter

Posted on March 2, 2026 by commish

Friday, November 17th , 2051 Dead Marshes’s Ugak *the Masher put the wraps on a fine campaign today by winning the 2051 Mordor Conference Sam Gamgee Batter. The 26-year-old veteran scorched the opposition with a .384 average, picking up 214 … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Captures MC Batter of Month Award

Posted on January 19, 2026 by commish

Friday, September 1st , 2051 Ugak *the Masher battered Mordor Conference pitchers all August and wound up taking home the Batter of the Month Award. “I’ve been around Tolkien Baseball long enough to know you really have to work hard … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Honored by Mordor Conference

Posted on January 15, 2026 by commish

Monday, August 28th , 2051 Ugak *the Masher punched, poked and pummeled the baseball last week and today he garnered a majority of the votes for the Mordor Conference Player of the Week award. The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai second baseman … Continue reading →

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*the Masher Week’s Best in MC

Posted on January 8, 2026 by commish

Monday, August 14th , 2051 The Mordor Conference has named its Top Player of the Week. The honor went to Ugak *the Masher, second baseman of the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai. In an extraordinary hitting display, he belted out hits at … Continue reading →

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Dead Marshes’s Marblerage Top MC Batter in July

Posted on December 15, 2025 by commish

Tuesday, August 1st , 2051 A hot-hitting Hildigrim Marblerage punished MC pitchers in July, hitting .295 in 26 games while racking up 8 home runs, 27 RBIs and 14 runs scored. With those numbers it came as no surprise that … Continue reading →

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