Category Archives: Minas Morgul Slayers

Friday, August 14th , 2048 The Minas Morgul Slayers have finished a deal with All Star-caliber reliever Alauthshaee Elassidil that will extend his stay in Minas Morgul at least 4 years and will pay out $21,300,000. On the year Elassidil … Continue reading →

Monday, August 10th , 2048 The Minas Morgul Slayers have finished a deal with All Star-caliber second baseman Yong-gwan Balahontsev that will extend his stay in Minas Morgul at least 6 years and will pay out $138,000,000. For the year … Continue reading →

Sunday, August 2nd , 2048 A blow for Poto Sauter today — team doctors confirmed he will miss 2-3 months with elbow inflammation. Sauter suffered the injury throwing a pitch. Although officials from the Minas Morgul Slayers are confident he’ll … Continue reading →

Saturday, June 6th , 2048The Minas Morgul Slayers were dealt a severe blow when Udhagh the Crazy Bastard was hurt running the bases recently in a game against the Erebor Eagles. After the game, the team trainer reported the Crazy Bastard might have to spend a lengthy … Continue reading →