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Old Forest Ships Phenom LF Ipyllasc to Dagorlad in Multi-Part Haul
The Old Forest Merry Fellows have traded left fielder Teryani Ipyllasc and starting pitcher Xu-gang Sharmistha to the Dagorlad Disaster in a two-part deal completed March 31. Dagorlad sends back right-hander Olithir Isumer and minor-league left-hander May Bridger. Old Forest retains a portion of Sharmistha's contract.… Read more ›
Opening Day Injuries: Elite Thrilmang Leads a Wave of Significant Losses
Opening Day arrived the way it always does — with second-breakfast optimism, freshly chalked lines, and the cheerful delusion that everyone you need will be healthy when it counts. By sundown on April 7, that delusion had taken several direct hits. The worst of the Opening Day news belongs to the Weathertop Witch… Read more ›
Tolkien Baseball Takes Flight: Opening Day Here
Well, here we are, finally — the preseason injuries catalogued, the rosters reshuffled, the predictions all made and already half-wrong, and now, blessedly, the actual baseball begins. The Shire Conference opens with a handful of matchups that have been circling on the calendar for months, and the one drawing the most… Read more ›
Experts and fans have made their preseason prognostications, so now it is time to play the games for real and see what happens. It is Opening Day in Tolkien Baseball! And these mat…
The season is about to start, so it's time to publish the annual BNN Top 100 Prospects list. This year, 23 year-old RHP Tomiji Eyelover of the Bucklebury Fairies is the #1 prospect…
Watching Anakin *Skywalker getting helped off the field today at Spring Ballpark, fans of the Tatooine Sandcrawlers feared the worst. The news wasn't quite as bad as initially fear…
The Lothlorien Lumberjacks announced today that center fielder Nudzud Brainstomper will not be returning as quickly as expected from injury. "There was a bit of a setback, but noth…
Earlier today, Land of Oz center fielder Cotman Grimm had to leave the game against Karak Kadrin because of an injury. Team officials are reporting that he has a broken kneecap and…
89ers reliever Tabkub Hinak was hurt throwing a pitch during today's Night Hawks game and suffered a torn rotator cuff. He will be laid up about 4 months.…
The Dyson Spheres will be minus Brentt Moratti for about 4-5 months after the reliever suffered a bone spur in his elbow while throwing a pitch in a recent game against the Gallifr…
A blow for Andy van Cleave today -- team doctors confirmed he will miss 8 months with a torn labrum. van Cleave suffered the injury throwing a pitch. Although officials from the We…
