• Reservations in Hell

    For religious people, we’re so going to Hell…

    (driving to church Sunday morning)
    MRS: What a beautiful day!
    SOLONOR: Yes, it is.
    (driving past a man watering his lawn)
    MRS: *snicker* Did you see the way he was holding the hose? I’m sorry, but it was the way he was standing and the level he was holding it…
    SOLONOR: *snort* Sad, but I was thinking the same thing.
    WHINY: Geez. This is why we’re going to church, you know.
    MRS: What? We’re not being blasphemous. God has a sense of humor.
    SOLONOR: Yeah, we’ll probably get to heaven and find out His favorite kind is toilet humor. He probably loves Beavis and Butthead.
    PEPPERKAT: I can just see God running around going “I am the Great Cornholio!” *lightning bolt*
    SOLONOR: “Are you threatening me?” *smite*
    WHINY: What’d be even better would be if you finally get to see Him and He looks like Beavis.
    MRS: OK, now we’re being blasphemous.

    Hell. Party of 4. Right this way.

    Monday, April 5th, 2004 at 08:46
  • Monday, April 5th, 2004 at 08:57 | #1

    now that is funny stuff!
    -d

  • Wednesday, April 7th, 2004 at 02:45 | #2

    I’m laughing so loudly right now. Just so’s ya know. The thought of The Almighty pulling his shirt over his head and saying the “Cornholio” bit. Oh my.

  • Friday, April 9th, 2004 at 15:26 | #3

    ROFL!!! Too, too funny. My 14 year old daughter thinks your family is as weird as ours 😉

  • Sunday, April 11th, 2004 at 01:51 | #4

    >.>

  • Sunday, April 11th, 2004 at 01:52 | #5

    OMG! IT DIDN’T POST! oh well…

    To Vicki’s 14 year old daughter: “I bet we can be weirder than your family! NYAH!” =

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