For religious people, we’re so going to Hell…
(driving to church Sunday morning)
MRS: What a beautiful day!
SOLONOR: Yes, it is.
(driving past a man watering his lawn)
MRS: *snicker* Did you see the way he was holding the hose? I’m sorry, but it was the way he was standing and the level he was holding it…
SOLONOR: *snort* Sad, but I was thinking the same thing.
WHINY: Geez. This is why we’re going to church, you know.
MRS: What? We’re not being blasphemous. God has a sense of humor.
SOLONOR: Yeah, we’ll probably get to heaven and find out His favorite kind is toilet humor. He probably loves Beavis and Butthead.
PEPPERKAT: I can just see God running around going “I am the Great Cornholio!” *lightning bolt*
SOLONOR: “Are you threatening me?” *smite*
WHINY: What’d be even better would be if you finally get to see Him and He looks like Beavis.
MRS: OK, now we’re being blasphemous.
Hell. Party of 4. Right this way.
now that is funny stuff!
I’m laughing so loudly right now. Just so’s ya know. The thought of The Almighty pulling his shirt over his head and saying the “Cornholio” bit. Oh my.
ROFL!!! Too, too funny. My 14 year old daughter thinks your family is as weird as ours 😉
OMG! IT DIDN’T POST! oh well…
To Vicki’s 14 year old daughter: “I bet we can be weirder than your family! NYAH!” =