Stupid Gnomedex.
Why did I spend all my money on going to frickin’ Iowa? Now, I’ll have to miss the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference!
They’re going to have way more valuable sessions than stupid Pirillo:
- Keynote Address: Dr. Hamza Kalu’s “From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child.”
- Debate: Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem. Topic: “The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters.”
- Practical Discussion: Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, “Are 10 million emails a day too many?”
- Tech Session: Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, “Those Pesky Email Headers”
- Workshop: Grammatical errors: What’s the optimal number?
Oh, well, maybe next year.
[Grooving to: Something’s Gotta Give by Ella Fitzgerald]
when an iiirrrrepressible force such as yours
moves an old implacable oooobbject like me
you can bet as sure as you liiiiiivveeee…
somethings gotta give somethings gotta give somethings gotta give
so it’s baaaaaack to the old diiiiet for me
as i’m breaking your back
i’ll try harrrrrd ignoring that fridge i adore…
but i’m eyeing that raaaack
(of lamb)