A funny thing happened on the way to the bank…

It failed.

Thanks to stupid government intervention in the free market, I didn’t lose my pitiful savings.

How dare they be a safety net and transition my money to another bank! What the hell? I log onto my account this morning and (other than the new bank’s logo), it’s like nothing happened?

Goddamn Commies.

On a serious note, I actually do think this new bailout thing is a bunch of hooey, and I’m kinda glad it got derailed for a little bit. As much as it seems like everyone feels the need to hurry up and do something, I think it would be better if they hurried up and did the right something.

For example, maybe include a little more money for the FDIC?

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